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The Dumbass Lounge>***NON-POLITICAL COVID-19 Discussion Thread***
JakeF 10:28 PM 02-26-2020
A couple of reminders...

Originally Posted by Bwana:
Once again, don't come in this thread with some kind of political agenda, or you will be shown the door. If you want to go that route, there is a thread about this in DC.
Originally Posted by Dartgod:
People, there is a lot of good information in this thread, let's try to keep the petty bickering to a minimum.

We all have varying opinions about the impact of this, the numbers, etc. We will all never agree with each other. But we can all keep it civil.

Thanks!

Click here for the original OP:

Spoiler!

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TLO 05:44 PM 04-14-2020
While we're at it, maybe someone can nuke moon so we can have a sweet fireworks show before this thing kills us all. Or every country on earth can just launch all their nukes at one another and we can get this over with in about 10 minutes
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Bugeater 05:45 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by TLO:
While we're at it, maybe someone can nuke moon so we can have a sweet fireworks show before this thing kills us all. Or every country on earth can just launch all their nukes at one another and we can get this over with in about 10 minutes
Can you at least wait until I get my stimulus check and spend it on hookers and blow?
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TLO 05:45 PM 04-14-2020
How many deaths do you think the models will calculate from every nuclear weapon going off at once will predict? Don't forget the 95% variability!!!
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KCUnited 05:46 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by TLO:
How many deaths do you think the models will predict from every nuclear weapon going off at once will predict? Don't forget the 95% variability!!!
Try laying on your tummy and taking some deep breaths man.
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TLO 05:46 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Can you at least wait until I get my stimulus check and spend it on hookers and blow?
Sure! Maybe the government can send us all hookers and blow before they blow the moon?
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DaFace 05:47 PM 04-14-2020
This will be a fun experiment. Money vs. death. It's morbid, but it'll be fascinating to look back in 10 years and see if there was a right and wrong decision.
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Bugeater 05:47 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by TLO:
Sure! Maybe the government can send us all hookers and blow before they blow the moon?
I like where this thread is going now.
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Monticore 05:48 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by Donger:
Only if they are REALLY noisy.
I predict a lot of nurses and doctors calling in sick .
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TLO 05:48 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Try laying on your tummy and taking some deep breaths man.
Ok I'm calm. Just needed to vent out a little pent up frustration. Everything is good now. :-)
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Donger 05:48 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by TLO:
How many deaths do you think the models will predict from every nuclear weapon going off at once will predict? Don't forget the 95% variability!!!
Are they air-burst or ground-burst? Some kind of mix?
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RustShack 05:49 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by petegz28:
By money hungry do you mean 20-30 million people out of jobs?
They arenít even the ones Iím talking about.
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RustShack 05:50 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Can you at least wait until I get my stimulus check and spend it on hookers and blow?
Mine said pending in my bank account yesterday. I think tomorrow is the day itís supposed to go through.
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petegz28 05:51 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by RustShack:
They arenít even the ones Iím talking about.
No. They are the ones who will suffer the most the longer things stay locked down.
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philfree 05:53 PM 04-14-2020
If we have testing, treatments, enough vents and beds then starting to open things could/?should? happen. That's my layman's thought. People still need to social distance, wash, sterilize and wash again. Use curbside pickup. Wear masks and be conscious of the vulnerable and keep them safe. Society can't stay locked up for much longer though.
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TLO 05:55 PM 04-14-2020
Originally Posted by Donger:
Are they air-burst or ground-burst? Some kind of mix?
Tom Hanks will volunteer to fly some kind of Elon Musk designed rocket that will penetrate the moon to its core before unleashing a blast the size of the combined world's stockpile of nuclear weapons.

Patrick Mahomes will then throw multiple air burst nuclear weapons into the atmosphere, which will be held in place somehow until there's enough to cover the entire atmosphere of the planet.

Dick Van Dyke will then appear and a counter will start... 10...9...8....7....6....5

BUT WAIT!

Bill Gates has found a vaccine!!!

4....3....2...

Bugeater, plowing 2 hookers after smashing his face into a pile of cocaine that would make that scene from Scarface look like child's play looks up to the sky and gives a thumbs up

1.....

BOOM
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