No idea if this n00b is a mult or not but he is funny. Early favorite for n00bof the year
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So Jim Jones must have really clicked with the tranny, because he's been absent from this thread recently.
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He's gonna let him play QB, and he's conna play TE this time.

"Gotta get some to give some"
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I gotta work, but wanted to share one last true tranny story before I go.

I used to buy......stuff from one I was friends with in Pensacola. BIG black dude named "Mo'nique"
That's how he spelled it, too. He had the whole shebang done. Big tits, no dick. Built like a Fn Linebacker.

He gave me a killer deal one night, and I was like "Wow, man. Thanks, man"
He said: "you call me man again, we gonna have a problem"
I said: "My bad, dude" and smiled.
He laughed and said: "You got balls white boy"
And I said "and you don't girlfriend" he laughed all the way to his car.

I got some more funny ones too. I'll share em' later.
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Eeeewww.
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Jim Jones may have just made the list
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the list of "guys that have stuck their peckers in the nastiest places"

Will that list take forever and become extremely boring as well?
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This thread scares me.
It kept me up all night.
I had drunken tranny dreams
Does it have a happy ending?
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Jim Jones should have drank koolaid before posting this thread.
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I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha
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I think the tape came off right before the fireworks and now he's trying to justify it to himself...
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CP's own Jim Jones -- making goat ****ers look good by comparison since 2014.
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i guess trannys needs love to just not by me.
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Never go full MTG
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One knows he spends too much time on CP when nearing the conclusion of an evening, your wife mentions this thread. Then after being awake/around for a few updates she asks (before shutting down her NooK) ....."So....you hear any thing abut the guy who fucked a guy"?
(as she snuggles in, just before drifting off into slumber :-).....she knows how fucked up this place is and doesn't bat an eye)
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