Originally Posted by jAZ:
My guide shows Shallow Hal from 7:30-10:00 followed that That 70's Show.
Well, maybe you're on the West feed, did you ever think of that Mr. Smartypants?
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"Im from Israel"
"Oh, terrible, terrible whats going on there!"
Charlie: "Yeah, the tsunami, and with the superdome and all"
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Originally Posted by ChiTown:
That show is funny as hell. The scene where he was taking a piss with the "servant" cleaning the urinal had me rolling on the floor.
"I recognize that, Charlie, but in this country, you have to realize that it's a sensitive issue... What about that one? He seems strong.
Look at those massive thighs!"
"Yeah, those are good thighs, but you're gonna have a problem with work ethic."
"That's what I'm talking about, dude. You can't be saying things like that."
"No, dude, I'm not saying that because he's black, I'm saying that--he's asleep, in his chair."
"What about that one?"
"I knew you were gonna do that. Why are you going there? That's like reverse affirmative action, dude. You don't wanna do that. You could cheat yourself out of a good slave here, man."
"How do you know he's not going to be a good slave?"
"Oh, come on!"
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"One... rock of crack. One crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?""
"I'll make you a deal. Two for the price of one."
"Oh, that sounds good. How much?"
"Uh... two hundred dollars?"
"That sounds reasonable."
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"Ohhh, good! Are you happy now? I JUST PUNCHED A HOLE IN MY WALL!"
"Annd what is this?"
"These are waiver forms, in case your fighter is seriously injured... or killed."
"Oh, we don't care about that."
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