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Jenson71 08:48 PM 02-22-2004
I hope you both die.
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el borracho 08:41 PM 02-22-2004
1. Physically take this person somewhere they can get the "morning after pill" and watch them take it.

2. Learn from your experience.
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Nzoner 01:22 PM 02-23-2004
There are times I am so thankful I paid heed to Mother's advice.
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Nightfyre 05:57 AM 05-09-2005
Originally Posted by Rausch:
Ignorance is not the answer to the question....



That said, I've done the same thing 100x's.....never got a kid or a disease. But given the choice, at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me.

Kids just keep you broke, tired, and busy for 40 years.... :-)
:-) ....
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listopencil 07:43 PM 02-22-2004
Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan:
I just had sex with some slut

...sex with a slut like her...

Sounds like you're the slut.
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Logical 08:49 PM 02-22-2004
Originally Posted by listopencil:
Sounds like you're the slut.
Excellent point
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Bearcat2005 08:23 PM 02-22-2004
Yeah good call! :-)
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4th and Long 08:37 PM 02-22-2004
After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:

1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour.

2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard.
:-)
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joesomebody 08:52 PM 02-22-2004
Originally Posted by 4th and Long:
After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:

1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour.

2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard.
:-)
on' o ha again oung man! hink of all he rouble ou could have avoided!

ha 's wh I ge so damn drunk ha I pass ou and avoid his has le!

(My keyboard isn't fully operational)
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4th and Long 08:58 PM 02-22-2004
Originally Posted by joesomebody:
on' o ha again oung man! hink of all he rouble ou could have avoided!

ha 's wh I ge so damn drunk ha I pass ou and avoid his has le!

(My keyboard isn't fully operational)
Hence I said operational, and not "fully" operational. :-)
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siberian khatru 08:33 PM 02-22-2004
This thread is worthless without ... oh, never mind.
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Iowanian 08:38 PM 02-22-2004
First the women can't handle him.

Now he's got to have Custom build Goodyear condoms.


Brad...
Turning them inside out and shaking the fug out of em,....doesn't count as recycling.

Maybe a needle is just poking through them?
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Rausch 12:27 AM 02-23-2004
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Brad...
Turning them inside out and shaking the fug out of em,....doesn't count as recycling.

Maybe a needle is just poking through them?
Nah......the G/F can't get pregnant. The only time I ever use one is for "her pleasure." If you follow....

And by 100x I meant condom broke/rode it bearback...Get drunk, forget to sack your groceries and hit it anyway. Really, I should probably have a damned WOMD lab growing in me. I honestly don't know how I don't...

Anyway, point is, go get yourself tested. BLOOD tested (that fuggen 5 foot Q-tip hurts like a mother****er!... :-) ) and don't worry about it until you have a reason to....

:-)
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JimNasium 08:52 PM 02-22-2004
Two words - Human Papillomavirus. :-) Sucks to be you.
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KS Smitty 09:06 PM 02-22-2004
Originally Posted by JimNasium:
Two words - Human Papillomavirus. :-) Sucks to be you.
:-) Glad I've been monogamous for over 20 years
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