I'll bet you get tons of pussy. Hell you got TWO bikes.
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Problem is I got the bikes after I was married!:-)
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Actually dude. You probably wouldn't. I've seen your pics in that one thread in the pictures forum. I think girls would like you more than Homos.

Dude. Get some pussy already, I'm not insulting you here. What I'm saying is from the pics I've seen, There's no reason, that after you've lost all that weight that you should be a virgin. Come down to South FL, and I'll get you some pussy in 24 hrs.
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The homos on craigslist can't leave me alone. :-)
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That's the problem. You need to get the fuck off of fucking craigslist, and get out into the field. It's kind of like football, you develop by playing not by watching film.
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im suddenly reminded of the opening prision scene in shawshank redemption.. where the chubby guy cries and gets beat :-)

never bring such a situation up again Clayton.... its FOR your own good :-)
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You should have been a 9ers fan.
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Yo buck, I think they drugged you cuz they wanted to de-sensitize your penis after you nutted all over yourself when they tried the threesome.
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Ok, i just got out of the shower, i threw up all over myself...

wow what a night....I was w/ my girlfriend se got fucked up and went home, and actin lik a beyotch...

2 random girls come up 2 me on the street, not that good loooking, but fine, i make out w/ them....then my mom picks me up....i try to sober up, but then i puke on myself then take a shower....

some chicks are f'ing easy...if i can fuck these 2 chicks without even trying, then Claythan u can fuck anyone....its so easy, just get drunk...

im probably gonna regret this thread in the morning, but what a night....!
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I don't think being drunk helped you much tonight.

Congrats, though, for topping my threads in the humiliation factor.

FWIW, I went to a gay bar about a month ago and had a blast. They do put on a good show.
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It's possible that he got a blast.
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Did they have dancing? Some gay dudes can really bust a move.
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Yeah. They put on a drag show, then it's just like any other club. I remember standing at the bar thinking, "Wow. Those guys dance better than most chicks I know."
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Two random fucking girls came up to you? Just fucking came up to you?

Were they hot?
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Really drunk, at a gay bar.

I hope you're not sore when you wake up.
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