I have been remodeling a rental property for a 77 year-old woman for the past 4 weeks. We've become friendly and she's very appreciative to have someone trustworthy to work on her home.
Today I was leaning over a counter, fixing a window, when she asked if I had brought some safety pins for her like she texted me about this morning.
I told her I forgot.
Then she said "Oh you are a bad, bad, boy!" and smacked me on the ass.
It wasn't painful, but it was a little more than a tap.
I said something like, "Hey, c'mon, please let's keep it professional."
She reacted a bit shocked and asked if I was serious.
I just kind of mumbled "Yeah it's ok" because I didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was, and we went about the rest of our business.
Is this sexual harassment or sexual assault?
I wish it didn't happen. She's a nice lady and I've been able to help her improve her life situation with my help. I didn't want to make it awkward.
Naturally the first place I have come to is the CP legal experts. [Reply]
If you were really offended about this , please turn in your man card . It’s happened to me a few times and even though I do t like people in my personal bubble I thought it was funny , my old ass lesbian English teacher in high school , older coworker , my clinical instructor in school ( double hand grab and squeeeze ) got me an A anyways. Few times from coworkers when I was younger. [Reply]
Gotta say man, the polite thing to do in this situation is give her some mild flirting in return. It’s not like she reached around and grabbed your junk. I mean give the old lady a little thrill. [Reply]
In my experience, chicks are pretty bold with this sort of thing, especially when they’re in groups. Women in groups of three or more are a different level of reckless. I’ve always found it easy enough to laugh it off, though. [Reply]
Clay can get handsy from time to time, especially during the off-season during an eclipse year where the Broncos unveil new uniforms. It's very specific, but it never fails. [Reply]