Good lord man. I mean, you're probably not far off. But damn

Life is good
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Former #Browns LB Joe Schobert is headed to the #Jaguars on a 5-year, $53.75M deal, source said. He gets an average of $10.75M per year. $12M to sign and $22.5M guaranteed. A new face on that Jax defense.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 17, 2020

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It's gonna be weird to watch all these QBs playing for different teams. It's too bad we won't get Eli to the Chargers. That would be some full circle shit.
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Meh, I’ll file this under “if my aunt had a dick she’d be my uncle”

We don’t need to suffer through that kinda revisionism... and let’s be honest, compared to most of our QBs through the years The Red Rifle would be a clear upgrade
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Dolphins making really good moves
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Former Falcons’ pass rusher Vic Beasley will sign with the Titans, per his agency. The 27 year old led the league in sacks in 2016 when he was in Atlanta.

— Dianna (@diannaESPN) March 17, 2020

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Maybe it the Super Bowl, maybe it’s the end of the world. I just don’t give a shit about FA this year.
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They’ve been inching closer all day. This should come in around $25M per year when it’s done. https://t.co/mo4QmCmYBw

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 17, 2020

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I said it in the Teddy Bridgewater thread, but the NFCS is going to have Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Matt Ryan, and....... Teddy Bridgewater this season.

I'm stoked that Mahomes gets to beat all four this season.
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The #Colts get their deal done, agreeing to terms with QB Philip Rivers, source said. He gets roughly $25M. The bolo lands in Indy, while Indy continues its restocking with big pieces on both sides of the ball.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 17, 2020

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Raiders have come to terms with TE Jason Witten . . . Gruden just loves his tight ends. A good influence for Darren Waller.

— Jerry McDonald (@Jerrymcd) March 17, 2020

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:-)
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Another short target for Derek Carr since well that's all he throws.
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What? He would have been far better off keeping Watson out of retirement if he wanted a role model for Waller. lol
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Holy crap!! It's a modern day George Allen.
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