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View Poll Results: Are you going to the Area 51 storming event?
Yes, I'm already signed up. I'll stop in Vegas on the way out! 4 5.33%
I'm not signed up yet, but I plan to do so, once I brush up on my alien theories. 5 6.67%
No, I'm not planning on going, but only because I can't get off work in time. 10 13.33%
No, I'm not planning on going because I don't want to die horrifically. 37 49.33%
I have not yet made any plans for human wave assaults in the desert. 19 25.33%
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Nzoner's Game Room>Are you planning to help storm Area 51?
Rain Man 08:15 PM 07-13-2019
I'll grudgingly link cnn to support journalism even though they fill their page with ads and noise.

The short version is that over 300,000 people have signed up for an event on Facebook to storm Area 51 so they can see what's inside. I suspect that most will be killed, eaten, or cast off into alternate universes, but I'm hoping that a few will make it back out to share their findings.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/al...rnd/index.html
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El Lobo Gordo 04:24 PM 07-14-2019
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
That says it all, you’re a DARPA spook

How long until the robots start hunting us down!
Our plans are not that violent. Violence is stupid. Were going to use birth control, lack of socialization, pornography, and sex robots to dramatically lower fertility rates. You're going extinct and you won't even know it or care.
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Rain Man 04:27 PM 07-14-2019
Originally Posted by WhiteWhale:
Yeah. Attack a military base known for developing weapons of war.

What could go wrong?
That's why the element of surprise will be so important.

In retrospect, it probably shouldn't have been posted as a public Facebook event, but they can overcome that with a clever tactical plan.
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Easy 6 04:29 PM 07-14-2019
Originally Posted by El Lobo Gordo:
Our plans are not that violent. Violence is stupid. Were going to use birth control, lack of socialization, pornography, and sex robots to dramatically lower fertility rates. You're going extinct and you won't even know it or care.
Dang, you are so right Mr Rothstein
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Rain Man 04:34 PM 07-14-2019
Originally Posted by El Lobo Gordo:
Our plans are not that violent. Violence is stupid. Were going to use birth control, lack of socialization, pornography, and sex robots to dramatically lower fertility rates. You're going extinct and you won't even know it or care.
Care? Most people would vote for that.
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El Lobo Gordo 04:44 PM 07-14-2019
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Care? Most people would vote for that.
We're rigging the votes too. I forgot to mention that.
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Coyote 04:50 PM 07-14-2019
[QUOTE=Easy 6;14347860]
Originally Posted by Coyote:

You should go into some hypothetical scenarios for us, Coyote

You’ve dealt with the upper echelon

I’d speculate but then be just like the guys on the press. Plus you’d all see right through my bs.
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Rain Man 04:53 PM 07-14-2019
[QUOTE=Coyote;14347905]
Originally Posted by Easy 6:


I’d speculate but then be just like the guys on the press. Plus you’d all see right through my bs.
The KC Star editorial board doesn't understand your hesitation.
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Rain Man 05:11 PM 07-14-2019
If the invaders have a force of 300,000, I'd guess their forces to be composed of the following types of troops.

100,000 overweight aimless young guys who don't go outside very often.
70,000 overweight young guys who don't go outside very often, but have extensive experience playing Call of Duty.
40,000 guys with extensive Dungeons and Dragons experience.
25,000 guys who wear tin foil hats and write rants on their blog that has fewer than ten readers
20,000 women who fall proportionately into the above categories.
15,000 people who have been to Burning Man.
12,000 people who just want to loot the place.
5,000 engineers who are legit curious.
5,000 ex-military people who have seen things.
3,000 people who just like being around killings.
2,000 people who just always say yes to stuff.
1,000 PETA people who are hoping to free the aliens.
1,000 idealist dreamers who program in linux and want to release alien technology to all of mankind.
500 people who are wanting to try out their new drones.
300 undocumented migrants who got lost crossing the border
200 South African mercenaries (recruited through gofundme)
100 imbedded journalists
20 ranchers looking for lost cattle
That one former astronaut who writes about alien stuff
That guy who's in the "I'm not saying it's aliens, but..." meme
Randy Quaid
1 hot chick

So how can we come up with a good strategy to best use their individual strengths?
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Monty 05:43 PM 07-14-2019
I'm clearly in the new drone group.
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BucEyedPea 06:21 PM 07-14-2019
I will shape shift in and survive.
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bdj23 06:24 PM 07-14-2019
I kinda want to.

Will I die guns a blazing?
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Reerun_KC 06:40 PM 07-14-2019
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Bowser 06:53 PM 07-14-2019
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
The more I think about it, the more I think that Facebook should invade Denver International Airport. It's easier to reach and there's a Panda Express for supply purposes. And we know that's where the cool stuff is now.


I don't know for sure, but maybe Area 51 would be safer to raid when faced with what all the Denver International Airport has going on there -

https://hubpages.com/religion-philos...TIONAL-AIRPORT
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Rain Man 06:55 PM 07-14-2019
Originally Posted by BDj23:
I kinda want to.

Will I die guns a blazing?
Someone's guns will be a blazing, so...yeah.
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Bowser 06:57 PM 07-14-2019
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC:
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Haha, truth spoken
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