I only have an extension ladder for getting on my roof. The ceiling is vaulted and he's smack dab in the middle of it. :-)
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might want to move and put your place on the market

dont mention the spider in your sellers disclosure
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He's under quarantine too, man.
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It's like Arachnophobia in my home sometimes. I hadn't seen one all winter but I've killed two this spring. I don't need to get bit again.
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Really ? Are you that much of girly man ? You a millennial?:-)
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Hate to tell ya this but where there is one, there are most likely hundreds of them. You might need to call in the professionals.


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Dampen a dish towel then wad it into a ball and throw it and hit it with that. Then when if falls to the floor stomp on it.
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Dude **** these things. Regular spiders dont bother me, but I hate brown recluses. I also had a friend almost die from spider bites from them.

Plus I'm bored and looking for a cheap laugh :-)
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It is the off season during a pandemic-isn't it
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Don’t let the recluse sneeze on you.
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Fine

I'll just start drinking
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Hit it with a broom ��
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are you using a properly applied safe in home insecticide,
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Fill your house to the roof with antifreeze that should get them all. :-)
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