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htismaqe 12:09 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by ptlyon:
Two words: obstructed bowel

That's serious shit
Highly unlikely.

If he had an obstruction, he'd likely be vomiting.
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Dayze 12:08 PM 05-19-2014
enema time. my newphew years back was stopped up for like 4-5 days for whatever reason, and he had to get 'cleaned out'.
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htismaqe 12:09 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
enema time. my newphew years back was stopped up for like 4-5 days for whatever reason, and he had to get 'cleaned out'.
Saline laxative works just as well as is far less "intrusive".
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Dayze 12:11 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by htismaqe:
Saline laxative works just as well as is far less "intrusive".
:-) didn’t know that.
I hope he didn’t make the entire thing up just to have an excuse for the enema.
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Otter 12:14 PM 05-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
enema time. my newphew years back was stopped up for like 4-5 days for whatever reason, and he had to get 'cleaned out'.
Originally Posted by :
I routinely go 2-3 days without making a deposit.
I'm sure I'm broken. lol
I just want you to know up front that when I splice the genes together to make the Chiefs QB for 2020 your familes digestive system will not be included.
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RaiderH8r 12:09 PM 05-19-2014
All I ask is that you do a weigh in before and after so we can truly grasp the scale of the thing.
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ptlyon 12:09 PM 05-19-2014
PS - have you seen Raggot?
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booger 12:09 PM 05-19-2014
Get a shop vac. Take the suction cup of the plunger handle. Don't throw the handle away. Could come in handy to beat that bastard if it gots hair, teeth, is breathing, and/or winks at you when it comes out. Duct tape suction cup to vac hose. Crank it up and wait awhile
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srvy 12:10 PM 05-19-2014
This and that. Because you wont make the toilet.
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Dinny Bossa Nova 12:13 PM 05-19-2014
There's a butt plug joke in there somewhere.

Dinny
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RaiderH8r 12:11 PM 05-19-2014


Required.
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Dayze 12:14 PM 05-19-2014
beads.
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booger 12:15 PM 05-19-2014
Quit soliciting those trannys on Craigslist man they got your shit all fucked up
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gblowfish 12:15 PM 05-19-2014
So, did GoChiefs give birth yet?
Did it look like Mount Rushmore?

And more importantly, surgery for what?
Are you a woman now?
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Dayze 12:15 PM 05-19-2014
:-)
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