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SupDock 03:33 PM 01-14-2020
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...u-uFJ1nmFbaVfc

.A*Kansas*man has asked an Iowa judge to let him engage in a sword fight with his ex-wife and her attorney in a trial by combat that will settle their ongoing legal dispute.

David Ostrom, 40, of Paola, Kansas, said in a 3 January court filing that his former wife, Bridgette Ostrom, 38, of Harlan, Iowa, and her attorney, Matthew Hudson, had “destroyed (him) legally”.



He is requesting 12 weeks to secure Japanese samurai swords
Lmao
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Kiimosabi 03:34 PM 01-14-2020
Just use the swords to commit Seppuku
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Megatron96 03:37 PM 01-14-2020
Originally Posted by Kiimosabi:
Just use the swords to commit Seppuku
You don't commit seppuku with a Japanese sword (katana). You use a Tanto:


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Superturtle 03:39 PM 01-14-2020
Man, wonder why he's not having much luck against his ex wife in court.
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JohnnyHammersticks 03:49 PM 01-14-2020
If he tries to have a sword fight with his ex won't he pee all over her?
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Kman34 03:52 PM 01-14-2020
Is her name Bill???
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Kiimosabi 03:53 PM 01-14-2020
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
You don't commit seppuku with a Japanese sword (katana). You use a Tanto:

I also read Shogun
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displacedinMN 04:16 PM 01-14-2020
That will happen.....
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T-post Tom 04:22 PM 01-14-2020
Originally Posted by Kman34:
Is her name Bill???

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Mennonite 04:24 PM 01-14-2020
The custody battle is going to be a goddamn bloodbath.



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