Also he will get 25 touches, >150 total yards and >2 T.D.'s tomorrow, because our defense comes up big, as does the offense and he gets a lot of work in the second half. [Reply]
Henry might have a slight edge in the schlong length dept but it doesn't help with football.
Williams has a big old hairy pair of low hanging balls that lower his center of gravity, helping him to get those crucial extra yards on third down. More importantly they (his balls) add to his pass blocking enabling him to stand in there and redirect much larger players (with much smaller testicles) away from the QB. [Reply]