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Nzoner's Game Room>I stabbed my leg with a ice pick at work yesternight
Mahomes_Is_God 01:13 AM 10-19-2019
It was completely accidental. I was digging some carbide out of a steel part I was working on (I'm a CNC machinist) when my hand slipped and the pick I was using went into my right thigh, just above the knee. It didn't hurt too bad at first, but after a couple hours the pain was excruciating and now I can barely walk. I take this as a sign from god, he is showing me what Mahomes is going through. Also, I believe, that this was god's plan to sap strength from my own leg and to transfer it directly into Mahomes' knee. It has to be, there's no other explanation. What are the odds that I accidently stab my own leg with a ice pick (very close to the knee, btw) the day after Mahomes dislocates his knee? This is divine intervention. The good lord is healing our QB's knee so he can beat Brady in the AFCCG. I'm not making this up, god wants us to win brothers!
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CasselGotPeedOn 01:53 AM 10-19-2019
Originally Posted by BlackOp:
We are all part of the same thing...unless you sacrifice infants and drink their blood. That action is diametrically opposed to universal harmony...and why reptiles like Kraft do it. Anti-harmony....

It works on the material plane in the short-term...but they ultimately pay and are condemned to a reconstituted eternity as a dung-beetle...but with full consciousness of what they are.

pro-tip

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Mephistopheles Janx 01:59 AM 10-19-2019
Originally Posted by Mahomes_Is_God:
I don't really have anyone to drive me right now. I'm pretty confident it's not infected. It doesn't hurt as long as I don't bend the leg. As long as the muscle isn't flexing it feels okay, but the second I do it's hell. I'll go in a few hours here, I don't think I can drive myself.
Ethiopia doesn't have Uber?

Keep the wound clean, antiseptic, and dress it at the very least.
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Chiefs4TheWin 02:01 AM 10-19-2019
OP.. did you used to mow peoples lawns a few years ago? Out of sheer Badgirl curiosity.
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Megatron96 02:13 AM 10-19-2019
Originally Posted by Mahomes_Is_God:
It was completely accidental. I was digging some carbide out of a steel part I was working on (I'm a CNC machinist) when my hand slipped and the pick I was using went into my right thigh, just above the knee. It didn't hurt too bad at first, but after a couple hours the pain was excruciating and now I can barely walk. I take this as a sign from god, he is showing me what Mahomes is going through. Also, I believe, that this was god's plan to sap strength from my own leg and to transfer it directly into Mahomes' knee. It has to be, there's no other explanation. What are the odds that I accidently stab my own leg with a ice pick (very close to the knee, btw) the day after Mahomes dislocates his knee? This is divine intervention. The good lord is healing our QB's knee so he can beat Brady in the AFCCG. I'm not making this up, god wants us to win brothers!
Ah, I didn't read the rest of the thread; if you went into the meat of your leg, you probably need to see a doctor, like ASAP. You get an infection/sepsis or whatever and things can go very badly for you very fast. Like amputation bad.
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eDave 02:24 AM 10-19-2019
Yea, don't mess with puncture wounds. Blood (and germs) can't get out. Then you will die.

Get some antibiotics in there dude.
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Chargem 03:03 AM 10-19-2019
Would you describe yourself as day to day, or week to week?
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bigjosh 05:21 AM 10-19-2019
What kind of machinist uses a fucking ice pick?
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rabblerouser 05:24 AM 10-19-2019
Originally Posted by bigjosh:
What kind of machinist uses a ****ing ice pick?
Fucking dumb ones that stab themselves.
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rabblerouser 05:26 AM 10-19-2019
Originally Posted by Mahomes_Is_God:
I don't really have anyone to drive me right now. I'm pretty confident it's not infected. It doesn't hurt as long as I don't bend the leg. As long as the muscle isn't flexing it feels okay, but the second I do it's hell. I'll go in a few hours here, I don't think I can drive myself.
HE GOOD!
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MVChiefFan 05:59 AM 10-19-2019
Don’t you stick that ice pick in your leg Ricky Bobby!
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TwistedChief 06:10 AM 10-19-2019
When people on CP tell you to kill yourself, most of us don't typically attempt to do so.
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Hog's Gone Fishin 06:12 AM 10-19-2019
I messed up my knee 3 weeks ago (9/27) .I'm guessing a torn meniscus. I waited until last week to go to a doctor. They won't do an MRI until I've had an xray and physical therapy. I asked my wife why Mahomes gets to have an MRI right away and I have to wait. She just looked at me like I'm dumb er somethin.

I got the xray done and I'm heading for Lake Texoma tomorrow for my version of physical therapy.
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KurtCobain 06:19 AM 10-19-2019
Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
When people on CP tell you to kill yourself, most of us don't typically attempt to do so.
Speak for yourself.
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neech 06:38 AM 10-19-2019
Was it your right knee that you stabbed because if it's your left the trick won't work.
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stevieray 06:45 AM 10-19-2019
Originally Posted by Mahomes_Is_God:
Also, I believe, that this was god's plan to sap strength from my own leg and to transfer it directly into Mahomes' knee. !
Were you drunk when you wrote this?
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