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The Lounge>***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***
Hammock Parties 12:16 PM 08-13-2017
AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN


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Easy 6 11:19 AM 08-20-2017
He makes it look effortless

Side note - if last nights performance indicates a trend for Harris LOOK OUT... he and Kelce will be unstoppable together
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JakeF 11:22 AM 08-20-2017
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
He makes it look effortless

Side note - if last nights performance indicates a trend for Harris LOOK OUT... he and Kelce will be unstoppable together
Don't trust Harris yet, he will look great for awhile and then start doing stupid stuff again.
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rydogg58 11:28 AM 08-20-2017
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
He makes it look effortless

Side note - if last nights performance indicates a trend for Harris LOOK OUT... he and Kelce will be unstoppable together
It's a good thing he was blessed with those tiny hands. If they were any bigger, I don't think he would me making these badass plays.
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Hammock Parties 11:47 AM 08-20-2017
2nd drive

Play 1: Pat's deep read isn't there so he improvises and dumps it off.

Spoiler!


What I like about this play: Uh, yes. He totally baited the linebacker into abandoning coverage to open up his man. That's some serious poise.

Play 2: Pat tries to sling a back-shoulder throw into tight coverage.

Spoiler!

What I like about this play: 1. He completely ignored a wide open CJ Spiller in favor of a deeper, tighter throw.



2. IT'S A DROP. Robinson lets that ball bounce right off his face/shoulder. That was a great throw.

Spoiler!


Play 3: Pat stays in the pocket and slings the ball into a closing hole over the middle.

Spoiler!


What I like about this play: Uh, yeah. Just ignore those dumpoffs, ignore the running lane and pick up the first down. This is the anti-game manager gold standard play. HNNNNG



Play 4: Pat escapes almost immediate pressure and casually runs for a first down.

Spoiler!

What I like about this play: lol your pass rush, lol gonna keep lookin' downfield and then just fuck it bro, 10 yards, i have no fear

Play 5: Busted-ass protection results in a mad scramble and ARM STRENGTH

What I like about this play: Pat runs himself into trouble and then just uses his massive, studly, veined, thick, solid, tight cannon to nullify his mistake.

Spoiler!


Play 6: Yeah I see your pass rush. Suck on my elite NFL throwing penis.

Spoiler!

What I like about this play: Almost every Chiefs QB in the last 10 years goes fetal in this situation. Instead Patrick Mahomes delivers an NFL throw and gets clobbered. This is literally shit that wins championships.

Spoiler!


Play 7: P@tr1ck buttfucking M@h0m3z stiff arms a buttfucking 275-pound defensive end and throws a strike 23 yards on the run with perfect accuracy.

Spoiler!


WATCH THIS SHIT FROM THE ALT ANGLE IN SLOW MOTION



What I like about this play: I CAME ALL OVER MYSELF



FIN

(not shown: screen passes, eat me)
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Kiimosabi 11:52 AM 08-20-2017
There's a third alt angle that shows the Ball curving outward into even better placement that demonstrates elite pitcher ability in addition to QB ability
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Easy 6 11:54 AM 08-20-2017
#7 is the one that just pushed me over the edge of sanity

'Look at me, I'm the QB now' :-)
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Big Smoke 12:02 PM 08-20-2017
Originally Posted by Easy 6:
#7 is the one that just pushed me over the edge of sanity

'Look at me, I'm the QB now' :-)
Number 7 was SOOOOOOOO sexy
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saphojunkie 12:11 PM 08-20-2017
I was losing my mind watching that game. There is zero doubt for me that he could be starting right now. I honestly think he might push smith into being an actual qb this year. I'd be playing my ass off if I had Aaron Rodgers 2.0 champing at the bit behind me.
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Molitoth 12:15 PM 08-20-2017
I've seen multiple Alex Smith fans online claim that this was a terrible throw because he almost got his receiver killed. lol - I hate people.


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saphojunkie 12:16 PM 08-20-2017
The receivers were balling the fuck out for him.

That's what happens when you know your QB can and will find you no matter what and trust you to make the catch. That's a guy you play harder for.

Boner town.
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Molitoth 12:17 PM 08-20-2017
Originally Posted by saphojunkie:
I was losing my mind watching that game. There is zero doubt for me that he could be starting right now. I honestly think he might push smith into being an actual qb this year. I'd be playing my ass off if I had Aaron Rodgers 2.0 champing at the bit behind me.
I vividly remember Russel Wilson's preseason performance vs the Chiefs his rookie season. It looked VERY much like this...

The difference is, the Seahags had the balls to bench their Overpayed starting QB... the Chiefs won't.

Whatever though... Next year will be exciting.
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Pablo 12:23 PM 08-20-2017
Pat Mahomes brings a message of mercy.

He's the chosen prophet of the BigDickDownfield God we all now worship.

All of our suffering was necessary to achieve redemption. Saint Patrick indeed.
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Bearcat 12:28 PM 08-20-2017
If you're going to megathread this, why not spoiler the entire 49ers game and then add last night's game to the OP?
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Hammock Parties 12:30 PM 08-20-2017
Originally Posted by Kiimosabi:
There's a third alt angle that shows the Ball curving outward into even better placement that demonstrates elite pitcher ability in addition to QB ability
God damn, son.


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Tribal Warfare 12:36 PM 08-20-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
God damn, son.

All wrist, that kid just flicks the ball with elite velocity
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