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BN 2/9 12:02 PM 07-10-2004
Lincoln & Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Here is an interesting one...

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by southerners.

Both were succeeded by southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by three names.

Both names contain fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And last but not least...

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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Pitt Gorilla 05:17 PM 07-10-2004
Originally Posted by alpha_omega:
At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.
Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...
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Phobia 05:17 PM 07-10-2004
Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla:
Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...
Lucky for you, huh?
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RINGLEADER 08:16 PM 07-10-2004
I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot
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Phobia 08:18 PM 07-10-2004
Originally Posted by RINGLEADER:
I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot
Yeah. Denise is plotting extending that streak at this very moment.
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Ultra Peanut 08:20 PM 07-10-2004
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Yeah. Denise is plotting extending that streak at this very moment.
You know, withholding information is a federal offense...
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Skip Towne 08:28 PM 07-10-2004
Originally Posted by Psicosis:
What?
You heard him the first time. :-). And get rid of that stupid avatar. We want the cute little tiger back.
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teedubya 12:14 AM 07-11-2004
Originally Posted by RINGLEADER:
I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot
Damn, there is still a couple month left to continue the trend!! Come on psychos there is still time!!!
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Ugly Duck 01:06 AM 07-11-2004
And Lincoln Kennedy just announced his retirement today.....
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J Diddy 01:11 AM 07-11-2004
amazingly enough I saw a penny that had abe on it just today.
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FloridaChief 01:12 AM 07-11-2004
Originally Posted by Ugly Duck:
And Lincoln Kennedy just announced his retirement today.....
And I just learned to spell "retirement" today! Proof positive that Lincoln, Kennedy, Lincoln Kennedy, and myself were all fathered by the same alien!

Gosh almighty!
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teedubya 01:19 AM 07-11-2004
I just looked in my wallet... and there is a 5 dollar bill... lo and behold... Abe. Damn, this is spooky. Im going to bed.
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Ultra Peanut 01:48 AM 07-11-2004
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
You heard him the first time. :-). And get rid of that stupid avatar. We want the cute little tiger back.
What?
Attached: yomomma.jpg (4.6 KB) 
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KcMizzou 01:54 AM 07-11-2004
Originally Posted by Psicosis:
What?
Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?
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J Diddy 01:55 AM 07-11-2004
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?
Or the Fonz's cousin, chachi(sp)
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Ultra Peanut 02:02 AM 07-11-2004
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?
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