Last August, I took a job in Healthcare admin, good benefits, and got my own place out in the country, just me and the dog...
Around the same time, I started seeing a good friend of mine, she's been my friend for years...we started sleeping together. I mean, she's pretty smoking, perfect ass and perky titties. Awesome sexual chemistry. Before long I had a key to her place, we were planning meals and weekends together, I was picking her kids up from school and taking them to karate on Tues/Thurs...
And then things go haywire :
She starts nitpicking me to death.
Then about 2 weeks ago, I find the ubiquitous "hey you wanna do me on your lunch hour text" on her phone (by accident - not a snoop), to which she tried to explain away and told me also that we hadn't actually sat down and defined anything yet, but that if I wanted her to not talk with (or ****) other guys, and be exclusive, then she would be into that...
Well we broke up last night, for the best but man I'm ****ing depressed. She ****ing physically attacked me, neighbors called the cops, it was stupid. I'm embarrassed. Maybe someday, I'll meet a nice girl who won't cheat on me or get drunk and try to beat me up...but I doubt it. I mean, I'm a good dude, don't cheat or hit the wimmin folk, good job, live on my own...I deserve to be treated with respect. So...I'm probably going to isolate myself for awhile. She was one of my best friends for a long time. It makes me sad.
So, I don't need any "chin up" or "you're better off" or "well, what'd you expect!?"
I just need to know if there are ANY women between the ages of, say, 23 and 42 that actually cook, clean, do laundry, don't drink excessively, don't go batshit off the rails when they DO have a couple, and won't **** the neighbor or suck off the pizza guy everytime your back is turned?? Someone I can CONVERSE with, and have a real connection with? Someone who respects themselves and others, and are comfortable enough inside themselves to show that respect ALWAYS?
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I'll work something up, but it's so multi-dimensional that it's tough to display. This is why we can't figure women out.
I just had to set you up for the punchline. Do you want a drum roll too? [Reply]
Insane Clown Posse tattoo - check
Wrasslin t-shirt - check
Dope t-shirt - check
Pregnant old lady with her pants unbuttoned - check
So bad its good
If it were my "White Trash Goes to the City" photo shoot, I'd have the first cousin who knocked up the wife in the picture too.:-) I am too lazy to photo shop him in. [Reply]
Originally Posted by cooper barrett:
I must ask but is this you in the picture or just how did you know that the cat pissed in the old gym shoe they were using as an ash tray?
Of course, I have nothing to laugh about: driving in to work today and I realize that I've been living side 2 of GN'R's UYI II via the middle of MO, and that, my friends, is no laughing matter. [Reply]
So I wrecked my truck yesterday, but I can fix it. It sucks, but I've worked on that truck before.
The real funny was this text this morning, to which I did not, nor do I plan on, replying to :
Originally Posted by :
R u going to get those cabinets out of my garage? The only reply need be a yes or no and a time and date this week. They will be on the curb in pieces by friday if not.
