You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.
This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.
No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.
All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.
Known bribes:
BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.
If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.
BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.
Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief
Raised on Riots:
Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.
Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.
Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time
Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.
Originally Posted by BigRedChief: :-) comeon take one for the team.
I'd offer her up for a Chiefs win screwing the Broncos out of the playoffs, stopping Obama Care, or for a violent F-5 tornado to wipe out Oakland. But I think I'm going say that Team BossChief doesn't quite rise to the occasion for me.
Originally Posted by Pestilence:
I wonder if BossChief realizes that if he wins.....everyone is going to hate him for this. :-)
wellll you know when he wins he owns the "King of the N00bs" title, he can do whatever he wants with it, give it away to someone, wear it proudly , whatever.... [Reply]
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief:
I'd offer her up for a Chiefs win screwing the Broncos out of the playoffs, stopping Obama Care, or for a violent F-5 tornado to wipe out Oakland. But I think I'm going say that Team BossChief doesn't quite rise to the occasion for me.
But God bless you Gonzo and Lumpy.
:-)this thread may make it into the hall of fame yet. [Reply]
Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief:
I'd offer her up for a Chiefs win screwing the Broncos out of the playoffs, stopping Obama Care, or for a violent F-5 tornado to wipe out Oakland. But I think I'm going say that Team BossChief doesn't quite rise to the occasion for me.
But God bless you Gonzo and Lumpy.
Dude...
You just don't get it, do you?
It was a dark and stormy day in 2006.
Yours truly had joined this board in January and I thought I was one of the best n00b's ever to grace this bb.
But low and behold, Bill Parcells, (D112) being the attention whore that he is, won the award.
As a matter of fact, dear friends, your humble narrarator was but an afterthought during the whole process.
So as you can see, I will stop at nothing, NOTHING to make sure ROR has a chance to win this award. That way I may live vicariously though him if he wins and perhaps I will be able to taste the digital tears that bosschief will indeed be crying. I wonder, will they taste like the many tears I cried during that horrible day in 2006?
Yours truly had joined this board in January and I thought I was one of the best n00b's ever to grace this bb.
But low and behold, Bill Parcells, (D112) being the attention whore that he is, won the award.
As a matter of fact, dear friends, your humble narrarator was but an afterthought during the whole process.
So as you can see, I will do nothing, NOTHING to make sure ROR has a chance to win this award. That way I may live vicariously though him if he wins and perhaps I will be able to taste the digital tears that bosschief will indeed be crying. I wonder, will they taste like the many tears I cried during that horrible day in 2006?
VOTE FOR ROR AND SEE SOME BEAVER!
Same exact story......except I lost to CrazeyCoffey. FFS.....Findthedr got more votes than me. [Reply]
