Poop Who here uses a bidet? - Page 11

Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan:
Dunno. Perhaps a Raiders fan can chime in.

Excellent :-)
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Originally Posted by Bearcat:
There are various ways to test it out before buying... :-)

Great idea,,, let’s start a new chain,,,, you could come in and wash your nether regions on a variety of bidets,,,, name suggestions?

I am first in with,,,

To bidet or not to bidet

What you got guys?
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
follow-up question.

Is the cold water an issue for...the lady garden.

Just asked the wife, she said no.
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mine doesn't have warm water, so it's a cold blast, but not bad at all.....actually a little refreshing to me.....

I have tried warm water bidets, and didn't really think it was better or more comfortable than the cold water.
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Originally Posted by Frazod:
I have no idea what the temperature is, but it's not that cold. It's not like I'm spraying my ass with ice water. Even during winter, the water isn't cold enough that I won't put ice in it if I want a glass of water to drink.

Mine doesn’t have heated water and last winter I lived in the mountains in Virginia and it was just fine on super cold days.
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Finally got one two weeks ago. Amazing. Should have bought this thing sooner regardless of the TP hoarding situation.

Wife, otoh, isn't too fond of it. Oh well, my brown balloon knot is the happiest it has been in years and that is all that really matters.
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Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx:
Finally got one two weeks ago. Amazing. Should have bought this thing sooner regardless of the TP hoarding situation.

Wife, otoh, isn't too fond of it. Oh well, my brown balloon knot is the happiest it has been in years and that is all that really matters.

My wife doesn't care for it, either. I was initially going to get one for her bathroom as well, but there's no point.
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I hate taking trips and using toilet paper like the peasants do.
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I wish I had one. I've been wanting one for a long time.
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Lewdog has 6 in his house. He asshole shines like a diamond.
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Originally Posted by htismaqe:
I wish I had one. I've been wanting one for a long time.

Then get one. They're inexpensive and easy to install.

This is the one I got.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

And you'll also need these bumpers to compensate for the extra space between the seat and the bowl.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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i was at my sons house in vegas a couple weeks ago and they had one in their guest bathroom. i didn't know what the hell it was....i was standing there and reached over and flipped the switch and the fuckin thing sprayed water all over my crotch. looked like i pissed myself. had to go change my shorts.

wife was in there smearing makeup all over her face at the time too. laughed her ass off.
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Originally Posted by seclark:
i was at my sons house in vegas a couple weeks ago and they had one in their guest bathroom. i didn't know what the hell it was....i was standing there and reached over and flipped the switch and the fuckin thing sprayed water all over my crotch. looked like i pissed myself. had to go change my shorts.

wife was in there smearing makeup all over her face at the time too. laughed her ass off.
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Well, see, they're for the anus not the penis.
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Originally Posted by Frazod:
Then get one. They're inexpensive and easy to install.

This is the one I got.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

And you'll also need these bumpers to compensate for the extra space between the seat and the bowl.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Yeah, they've come down in price since I started looking at them but now we're wanting to move, so it seems like a waste of money until after we get the fuck outta Dodge.
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