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gblowfish 05:13 PM 01-15-2013
Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!

Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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scho63 01:11 PM 05-07-2018
That story is neck and neck with another. You do realize swans are mostly silent so I think you are quacking up.
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tooge 01:29 PM 05-07-2018
Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet:
The Crane technique. If do right, no can defense.
CLose relative of the Crane technique. The Swan technique.
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gblowfish 01:16 PM 05-09-2018
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. —

A 95-year-old grandmother in Florida was arrested Saturday after police said she slapped her granddaughter in face with her slipper before calling 911 to get her out of the house.

According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Hattie Reynolds told police her granddaughter, Janeen Williams, 46, would not get out of bed, and that she was "tired of her staying in bed all day soaking up the air conditioning."

When officers arrived at the home, Williams told police she did not want to press charges, but because of "strict domestic violence laws" Reynolds was arrested.

According to a Florida statute, police officers have the ability to determine if an arrest is needed in a domestic violence instance once probable cause is established.

"If your wife reported that you threatened to hit her, you would be arrested because that is a domestic violence assault," police Chief Craig Capri told the News-Journal. "I just feel bad for her but the officers did their job as required by the law."

Reynolds was booked in the Volusia County Jail and released the next day on her own recognizance.

http://www.kmbc.com/article/grandmot...e-say/20534288
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BigRedChief 08:58 PM 05-20-2018
Largo couple steals motorized shopping cart from Walmart



A joyride in a motorized shopping cart landed a Largo couple behind bars on Thursday.

Security cameras were rolling when Jeffrey Robert Sabiel, 50, and Santa Marie Walters, 32, stole a motorized shopping cart from a Walmart located on Missouri Ave. in Largo, according to an affidavit.

The couple was seen driving off the property and heading west on Rosery Road. News Channel 8 has not obtained the video in question.

Shortly after the theft was reported, the cart was spotted outside Jimmy's Sports Bar in Largo and an officer found the couple at the bar.

After denying the theft, the couple admitted to taking the cart and was arrested on charges of grand theft.

They were both booked into the Pinellas County Jail


http://wfla.com/1187495137?utm_mediu...News_Channel_8
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BigRedChief 10:55 PM 05-21-2018


A Florida man climbed atop a piece of equipment at a Clearwater Beach playground Sunday and yelled at a bunch of children in the area.

His message: Where babies come from.

Police took Otis Dawayne Ryan, 30, into custody on a charge of disorderly conduct. The incident occurred about 3 p.m. Sunday at a park in the area of Pier 60.
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BigRedChief 11:25 PM 05-21-2018
A man is accused of attacking a deaf couple and their service dog while they were travelling on a plane headed toward Orlando.

The incident happened as Matthew Silvay, 30, and Hazel Ramirez, 21, were on Frontier Flight 1752 as it left Colorado Springs on its way to Orlando on May 17, according to an Orlando Police Department incident report.
Ramirez, who is 20 weeks pregnant, and Silvay were also travelling with their service dog, a Great Dane named Zariel. When the plane was descending, Petrini Manley, 56, complained to her husband Timothy Manley, 59, that she was allergic to dogs, the arrest report read.

And as the plane landed and headed toward the gate, Zariel woke up and stood up.

"The larger service animal took up more space than Timothy felt it deserved and punched it with a closed fist, causing it to yelp," the arrest report read. "The dog Zariel shook her head and went under a seat."
The couple became upset and "began yelling at Timothy as best they could," the arrest report read. That’s when Timothy Manley "reacted by getting in Matthew’s face" and punching Hazel in the stomach at some point, police said.
The conflict spilled into the airport terminal as a flight attendant contacted law enforcement. Silvay told law enforcement that he tackled Timothy Manley and held him down until they arrived. All people involved in the incident refused medical attention, police said.

The FBI is looking into the incident, and Ramirez plans to press charges. It’s unclear what charges Timothy Manley will face, according to the arrest report.
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scho63 07:45 AM 05-22-2018
Originally Posted by BigRedChief:


A Florida man climbed atop a piece of equipment at a Clearwater Beach playground Sunday and yelled at a bunch of children in the area.

His message: Where babies come from.

Police took Otis Dawayne Ryan, 30, into custody on a charge of disorderly conduct. The incident occurred about 3 p.m. Sunday at a park in the area of Pier 60.
Yeah, he looks sane! :-)
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displacedinMN 08:00 PM 05-30-2018
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/30...immediate=true

https://youtu.be/mjCOqiWogok

Social media users were horrified following a viral video that showed a woman shaving her legs at a public pool in Florida.

The video showed an unidentified woman sitting by the edge of a pool, shaving her legs as children swam nearby. The children did not appear to notice the quick shave.



The people who captured the moment on video were heard saying, “Oh my God! This lady is shaving in the pool!”

“I hope she don’t shave her hoo-ha next!” the woman recording was heard saying.

Fortunately, the video cut off at that time. The video was uploaded to Reddit on Monday where it received more than 55,000 upvotes and 1,600 comments. However, the post was later locked which barred people from adding additional comments or upvotes.

“Of course this happened in Florida. It’s the trashiest state in the union,” one social media user wrote.

“Yeah I used to work at a public pool and for whatever reason they attract the worst of humanity. I would never swim in a public pool after that experience,” another person wrote.

It was not immediately clear where the public pool was located or if there were any rules posted by the pool. The Orlando Sentinel reported Florida has “extensive statutes regarding pool safety” which include swimmers to bathe before entering a pool and “no spitting or bodily fluids in the pool.” However, there appear to be no statutes against shaving in a pool.
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FloridaMan88 09:38 AM 06-01-2018
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/05/31...l-meth-arrest/

Police: Woman Named Crystal Methvin Arrested For Having Crystal Meth



ST. AUGUSTINE, FL (CBS Local) – A Florida woman’s name made for an interesting police report in St. Augustine, particularly since it happened to match the crime she’s accused of committing.

Forty-year-old Crystal Methvin was taken into custody after being charged with possession of crystal meth, according to the St. Augustine Police Department. Methvin was arrested on May 26 after officers got a tip that a woman was sitting in a car on the side of a local highway.

When police arrived, Methvin only had a Florida ID card and didn’t have her driver’s license. As officers searched the car they reportedly discovered crystal meth in a plastic bag in Methvin’s purse.

More unused plastic bags were allegedly found in Methvin’s purse, leading police to believe the suspect was selling the drugs, according to WJAX. The St. Augustine woman faces a third degree felony charge for possession of meth.

She’s being held in jail on $5,000 bond.

Crystal Methvin’s alleged crystal meth was taken by officers as evidence.
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KChiefs1 04:51 PM 06-18-2018

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Coochie liquor 05:49 PM 06-18-2018
Not sure if this is the place for this but it did happen in Florida. XXXTenacion was killed in Deerfield Beach. He’s a young rapper who has had some trouble with the law after beating his pregnant gf I believe. Some people are saying he took a few rounds to the genital area. I don’t personally know any of his music, but figured I’d put it here!
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eDave 05:52 PM 06-18-2018
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
Not sure if this is the place for this but it did happen in Florida. XXXTenacion was killed in Deerfield Beach. He’s a young rapper who has had some trouble with the law after beating his pregnant gf I believe. Some people are saying he took a few rounds to the genital area. I don’t personally know any of his music, but figured I’d put it here!
I got you (apparently, he was a real piece of shit): http://thesource.com/2018/06/18/xxxt...south-florida/ video of him lying in the car, dead.

2:40 PM PT — Broward Co. Sheriff’s Dept. says XXXTentacion has been pronounced dead.
2:14 PM PT — Witnesses told cops a Louis Vuitton bag was taken from XXX’s vehicle.
1:57 PM PT — Additional dispatch audio has revealed XXX was transported as a “Level 1” trauma patient … dispatchers described him as comatose.
1:48 PM PT — According to dispatch audio — the incident was a possible drive-by — dispatchers named several possible getaway vehicles including a black Dodge Journey, Chevy Tahoe and a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

The Broward Co. Fire Dept. tells us XXX has been rushed to a hospital. Witnesses say they heard multiple shots fired. His condition is unknown at this point.

The 20-year-old rapper was shopping for motorcycles in Miami and, as he was leaving the motorcycle dealer, a gunman ran up to his vehicle and shot him.

XXX was in his share of feuds … but as far as we know there were no ominous fights between him and anyone else.

He’s had serious legal trouble … he’s awaiting trial for domestic violence against his pregnant girlfriend. He’s facing more than a dozen felony charges. Prosecutors accused him of witness tampering.”

Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/commen..._in_miami_and/


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Baby Lee 06:00 PM 06-18-2018
Hope they didn't damage the Lambo.
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MVChiefFan 07:55 PM 06-18-2018
Originally Posted by KChiefs1:
This is absolutely hilarious! :-)
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ptlyon 06:31 AM 06-19-2018
Originally Posted by KChiefs1:
Just when you start to ponder everything that is wrong in the world, you see something like this that makes it so right.
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