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Nzoner's Game Room>Coochie liquor’s divisional round Browns anthem
Coochie liquor 07:09 PM 01-16-2021
Flame away, I put about 2 hours into this, but hey it’s all in fun and I’m sure it sounds bad. But.... I’m drunk, and we’re one Browns beat down away from the AFCCG.


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Coochie liquor 07:10 PM 01-16-2021
Lyrics if you wanna sing along.

The Cleveland Browns should just surrender, they’re gonna lose, Chiefs will advance
Will be a game we will remember and one Browns fans want to forget

They’re smaller than all and they’re gonna fall
The briggidy Browns fumble the ball
Have em like the Jets did scores off
Too much Covid they cough, hindered
To the Browns the Chiefs swipe left on Tinder
The loss sends Browns fans on a bender
Gonna crush em on our field, then next weekend make the Bills, whimper

Beat your opponent fuck the Browns
End of the game they’re crying clowns
Won’t move to another round
End of the game a loss for Browns
Chiefs gonna make Browns fans frown
End of the season Chiefs wear crowns
Fuck off to the dumb Dawg Pound
Old team moved to another town

The Cleveland Browns are going under, they better wear their brown pants
They’re gonna cry and then surrender, the Chiefs will play in the big dance

The Cleveland Browns are going under, they’re gonna lose they have no chance.
Because the Chiefs will just dismember, everyone on their defense

Look up in the sky watch the scoreboard change
Browns fans are ugly and they smell strange
Back to the hotel and back to the planes
Back to the mistake by the lake
Now they’re leaving like Lebron, going
Home to beat their wives, prolly
Chiefs fans running wild, cuz the Browns have gone down

Beat your opponent fuck the Browns
End of the game they’re crying clowns
Won’t move to another round
End of the game a loss for Browns
Chiefs gonna make Browns fans frown
End of the season Chiefs wear crowns
Fuck off to the dumb Dawg Pound
Old team moved to another town

The Cleveland Browns should just surrender, they’re gonna lose, Chiefs gonna dance
Will be a game we will remember and one Browns fans want to forget

The Cleveland Browns are just pretenders, they better wear their brown pants
They’re gonna cry cuz their defenders , cannot stop the bloodshed
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Pablo 07:16 PM 01-16-2021
:-)

Quality content bud.
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Jewish Rabbi 07:16 PM 01-16-2021
I uh...

So there’s that.
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cdcox 07:19 PM 01-16-2021
:-)

Well done.

(Except they lyric transcription wasn't quite accurate.)
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Coochie liquor 07:25 PM 01-16-2021
Originally Posted by cdcox:
:-)

Well done.

(Except they lyric transcription wasn't quite accurate.)
Took me 4 tries, and the more tries the more alcohol I consumed. Those were supposed to be the lyrics though lol.
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KCUnited 07:27 PM 01-16-2021

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Titty Meat 07:28 PM 01-16-2021
How much weed and liquor did this take?
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Pablo 07:30 PM 01-16-2021
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
How much weed and liquor did this take?
I'm going 12 beers and a 4 hour session. I'm guessing this guy's a tank.
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SuperBowl4 07:31 PM 01-16-2021
A STAR IS BORN
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Coochie liquor 07:54 PM 01-16-2021
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
How much weed and liquor did this take?
I was at 3 diet root beer with Appleton, Malibu Black, and Wray and Nephew Overproof rum when this take was done. And a strong gummy.
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stevieray 10:40 PM 01-16-2021
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
I was at 3 diet root beer with Appleton, Malibu Black, and Wray and Nephew Overproof rum when this take was done. And a strong gummy.
:-)

Get down with your bad self.
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ChiTown 10:50 PM 01-16-2021
The internet is amazing...
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alanm 10:58 PM 01-16-2021
Cooch, You realize that this is now out in the cyberverse forever? Gotta give it to you for having the stones to do this for your friends and family to have a laugh over. Well done. :-) :-)
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Rain Man 11:34 PM 01-16-2021
You nailed the high note at around 1:30. You might have done it again later, but that was as far as I could get in the video.
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