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Nzoner's Game Room>Ever wanted to name a university's mascot? Now's your chance!
RealSNR 01:22 PM 04-01-2015
The University of North Dakota got rid of the Fighting Sioux in 2012, and since that time, they have been simply "The University of North Dakota." No mascot. Fighting Sioux was beloved by the community of Grand Forks largely because of the tradition associated with it in the university's college hockey program, which has been historically and recently one of the top college hockey programs in the NCAA.

The university has finally assembled a committee to look through suggestions and recommend a new mascot to the president of the university. They just need the suggestions. That's where you come in. Simply click the link and fill out the online form: http://und.edu/nickname/

Here are the basic guidelines to consider (from the UND announcement):

Spoiler!


Since I'm originally from Grand Forks, I have connections to people who are abuzz with this process. I can tell you that there are already some favorites being championed:

--Flickertails. This was the university's mascot prior to becoming the Fighting Sioux in the 1930s. Given the university's recent goals of expanding into a tier-one research university, it makes a lot of sense to go with rodentia like their counterparts in the Big 10 (gophers, badgers). North Dakota is also known as the Flickertail State.

--Roughriders. The safest bet. Nothing says North Dakota pride like references to Teddy Roosevelt. Would also still manage to piss off a few people, since Teddy Roosevelt probably killed a few Indians when he was out in the North Dakota Badlands. It largely boils down to whether or not the university is cool with proudly stating to people, "Yeah, you might think of condoms when you hear our name, but we're still going to beat you in hockey!"

--Pilots. UND's aviation research and development program is unanimously known as the best in the country. It's odd to pick a mascot based on the strength of an academic program, but eh... weirder things have happened.

--Green Meadowlarks. This one combines creativity with tradition and old-sounding college mascot nomenclature, but it's also kind of weird. The Western Meadowlark is the state bird of North Dakota, and green and white are the school's primary colors. A problem with this is that I believe the Western Meadowlark is also the state bird of like 20 other states. It's still better than Banana Slugs.

--Keep using no mascot. The most likely option, I think. It's the last method that UND fans have to tell the NCAA to go fuck itself for making the university ditch Fighting Sioux. There's a rule in place that they can't have a racial mascot, but there is no rule that says the school has to have a mascot, just a nice little memo that says, "It would be really nice if your school had a mascot so we could maintain the entire aesthetic of the neighborhood. Smiley face." It would also make the university stand out and be truly unique.

But that doesn't mean you can't play a role in creating collegiate athletic history! So get in there!
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BucEyedPea 04:37 PM 04-01-2015
For the Patriots: Revolutionary WASPs!
(White Anglo Saxon Protestants)

I LIKE it!
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BucEyedPea 04:40 PM 04-01-2015
Oh wait it's for a university....now lemme see:

Boston University—Red Jesuits
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Rain Man 04:40 PM 04-01-2015
Originally Posted by sedated:
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Did you vote for ermine?


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Rain Man 04:41 PM 04-01-2015
Originally Posted by SNR:
I'm on it. I submitted for my first and second suggestions.
Excellent! Let's make this ermine thing happen.


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Rain Man 04:42 PM 04-01-2015
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea:
Oh wait it's for a university....now lemme see:

Boston University—Red Jesuits

Ermine. Get on board the ermine train.


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BWillie 04:44 PM 04-01-2015
Flying Squirrels.

Perfect mascot name.


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Pablo 04:45 PM 04-01-2015
The North Dakota Snow Sadness
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The Franchise 04:45 PM 04-01-2015
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Ermine. Get on board the ermine train.

In and submitted.
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Rain Man 04:47 PM 04-01-2015
Oh, hey. The ermine is actually native to North Dakota as well: http://gf.nd.gov/wildlife/fish-wildl...nivores/weasel.

Can someone include this in their nomination?

Errrrrrmiiiiiiiiiine!


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Rain Man 04:48 PM 04-01-2015
Originally Posted by Dicky McElephant:
In and submitted.
Excellent work.
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BucEyedPea 04:48 PM 04-01-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
because we didn't force the Irish onto reservations and pillage their women, damnit!
No but we had signs allowed saying "Irish need not apply" in job ads.
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Rain Man 04:51 PM 04-01-2015
As far as my initial research shows, UND would be the only ermines in college sports. I can't even find a high school with the name, which astounds me. Ermine are fearsome predators.


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ThaVirus 04:52 PM 04-01-2015
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Excellent! Let's make this ermine thing happen.

Physical characteristics say ferret but the eyes say "I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT".
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Rain Man 04:54 PM 04-01-2015
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Physical characteristics say ferret but the eyes say "I WILL RIP YOUR ****ING HEART OUT".

Undoubtedly. If ermine were a little bit larger, I bet mankind wouldn't have survived the Ice Age.
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Rain Man 04:56 PM 04-01-2015
I've been needing a cause, and this is it. It's time to give the ermine the accolades that it deserves. I'm going to post this on my Facebook as well.
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