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Buck 01:35 AM 11-01-2008
OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so fucked up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.


My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt
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beach tribe 02:25 AM 11-01-2008
Yo buck, I think they drugged you cuz they wanted to de-sensitize your penis after you nutted all over yourself when they tried the threesome.
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Hammock Parties 02:26 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
Actually dude. You probably wouldn't. I've seen your pics in that one thread in the pictures forum. I think girls would like you more than Homos.
The homos on craigslist can't leave me alone. :-)
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2bikemike 02:33 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
I'll bet you get tons of pussy. Hell you got TWO bikes.
Problem is I got the bikes after I was married!:-)
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Buck 02:41 AM 11-01-2008
Ok, i just got out of the shower, i threw up all over myself...

wow what a night....I was w/ my girlfriend se got fucked up and went home, and actin lik a beyotch...

2 random girls come up 2 me on the street, not that good loooking, but fine, i make out w/ them....then my mom picks me up....i try to sober up, but then i puke on myself then take a shower....

some chicks are f'ing easy...if i can fuck these 2 chicks without even trying, then Claythan u can fuck anyone....its so easy, just get drunk...

im probably gonna regret this thread in the morning, but what a night....!
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Hammock Parties 02:45 AM 11-01-2008
Two random fucking girls came up to you? Just fucking came up to you?

Were they hot?
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beach tribe 02:46 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
The homos on craigslist can't leave me alone. :-)
That's the problem. You need to get the fuck off of fucking craigslist, and get out into the field. It's kind of like football, you develop by playing not by watching film.
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kstater 03:50 AM 11-01-2008
Really drunk, at a gay bar.

I hope you're not sore when you wake up.
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ChiefJustice 05:12 AM 11-01-2008
I don't recall an ENDelt thread being this incriminating.

Gay bar,didn't get laid by either sex,pissed off his GF,called his mommy,posted on the planet,puked all over himself and then passed out in disgrace.

It lacks imagination...but,I think this thread fetches the EPIC label.

Brian would be proud.
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chasedude 05:17 AM 11-01-2008
is she pissed because you're a homophobe?

shit dude, I don't care how another person swings as long as they don't shove it in my face, so to speak :-)
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milkman 05:29 AM 11-01-2008
I think I see a problem here.

He's fucked up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.

Anyone else see the problem?
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2bikemike 05:34 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by milkman:
I think I see a problem here.

He's ****ed up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.

Anyone else see the problem?
A couple Queens looking for a King?
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milkman 05:38 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by 2bikemike:
A couple Queens looking for a King?

:-)

Yep.
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ChiefJustice 05:45 AM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by 2bikemike:
A couple Queens looking for a King?
I'd hate to be him after he wakes up and reads this thread.:-)
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Bwana 05:55 AM 11-01-2008
What in the hell!!?? :-)
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Chiefs=Champions 05:56 AM 11-01-2008
haha.. Sounds like one hell of night... Party on my friend, party on!
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