Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Wendy already had the lazy eye when she became a vet tech. Then she got kicked in the head by a mule. Sometimes she can't see straight
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Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.
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it probably smells like motorcycles and freedom down there.


so I'm not really sure what the problem is. Probably going to spritz a little Stetson or Aqua Velva down there to sweeten the deal.
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:-)
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Go with Hai Karate - especially if you are rocking a 70's pube 'fro
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:-)
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I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

I said, "I think my cock tastes funny..
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:-)
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What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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:-) Jew Bush
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I just found a retro commercial for Hai Karate. :-)


Dude....well played.
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:-) :-) - I love the smell of Daze dong in the morning, that gasoline smell


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I always knew you seemed nice.

......and patriotic. :-)
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When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times
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:-)
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