Did you jump of your own volition, or did a parent throw you off/drag you with them??
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This....."after the third rape I....." WHAT?

That's not going to work, and she looks really stupid thinking it would.
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Um, okay.
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Yes, I just took a slimey dump and it was green and yellow. Smelled like improperly digested eggs. It was ick.
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So, this hot female that I've known and kind of wanted to bang for the past 15 years or so is coming to town this weekend...and wants to stay at my place.

So, I may actually have to go ahead and do that.

That's new.
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Um, okay.
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Well, you know they say the best way to get over someone and stuff...
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<------ Stoked for you.

PRO TIP: Don't cry.
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Not even if it gets bent in half.
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Bent dick is an indication of over rambunctiousness. Dial it down a bit. Do her like a proper sauce. Slow and low.
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he's practicing with the team, but as far as the rape goes, I dunno?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ainer-nfl-meet
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No one charged in a civil matter has ever been put on the exempt list. If Goodell does it the NFLPA will probably have something to say.

AB is insane, and possibly a rapist, but you can’t sideline someone without legal process. Otherwise, as pointed out, someone could screw a team (or a point spread) simply by accusing someone.
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Yeah, you certainly can. Happens all. the. time.

Called paid leave. Rape fan
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Yessir. I'll lube it up and ease it in inch by inch.

Like a gentleman.
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Just tell her a black QB handed off to a white RB Thursday night. That'll get her so wet that you won't require lube..
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