Maybe Compaq selected your name after watching the Chiefs game on Saturday and figured you'd need something to do in the offseason if the defense doesn't pull its collective head out of it arse. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I'm thinking back about all the things I've used JOhn's name for, but I don't remember the computer drawing. I've used his name for Viagra purchases, internet porn registrations, price inquiries on cell phone plans, my purchase of a manhood enhancer pump, my OrangeMane account, and illegal software purchase sites, but I don't remember a computer drawing.
Don't forget the leather bustier that lifts and separates [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I'm thinking back about all the things I've used JOhn's name for, but I don't remember the computer drawing. I've used his name for Viagra purchases, internet porn registrations, price inquiries on cell phone plans, my purchase of a manhood enhancer pump, my OrangeMane account, and illegal software purchase sites, but I don't remember a computer drawing.
do those pumps work? Enzyte makes me fart :-) [Reply]
Didnt presarios hit the market about 6 years ago? You're gonna burn things up with 12 megs of RAM and that pentium clone with Windows 98. Go get em tiger! :-) :-)
I didn't have anything to do with it but I did want you to know I entered you in the Trojan Used Condom drawing. Hopefully you win that one also. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
They work great, but it's mostly just swelling.
I think the discoloration from the bruising makes you think you've gained some size. I think I heard your wife say, "Once you go black, you never go back." [Reply]
Originally Posted by Talisman:
I think the discoloration from the bruising makes you think you've gained some size. I think I heard your wife say, "Once you go black, you never go back."
Only Kevin could turn the thread in this direction, this is beyond even the mad hijack skilz of endelt. [Reply]
