I love you (in a platonic, sisterly kind of way).
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I love you too. (In a psychotic, stalking, drag a switchblade down the inside of my thighs fetish kind of way)
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Actually, now that you all mention it, it wouldn't surprise me at all if MV was a closet homo. At best, he's intensely insecure about himself and his sexuality. All of the signs are there - a need to insult others (anonymously over the internet), bragging about his own (supposed) sexual exploits, very concerned about his looks.

That would explains a lot actually.
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I was actually thinking along the lines of shallow and insecure. Just going by the context of his posts, all he must have to offer anyone is his looks (which aren't that great).
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Well, if he bondo'd in the giant crevasse on his forehead caused by his jutting Neanderthal brow, that would certainly help.

Has anyone else considered the idea that MV just might be the missing link?
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I think the Missing Link would not have a receding hairline. In fact, I would think the Missing Link would be exceedingly hairy.
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Ever seen that gorilla glue that expands?

That stuff is cool.
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Damn, you all quoted my typo. I feel so Velvet Jones-ish. :-)
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I fixed my drawer with some last night. If you ever strip out a screw, just squeeze a little of that primate paste in the threads, and let it dry. Great stuff.
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Well, he is a feisty little fella. And cave peeps were known for their feistiness.

It wouldn't surprise me that when he goes clubbing, he uses an actual club.

FAX
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Don't forget about begging for the men to post pictures of themselves.
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Strange I always pictured MV a little differently....must be how he gets all the gals.
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Midnight GHB
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This is how I picture Ultra Peanut:


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HOLY CRAP! I almost peed my pants laughing!
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