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Hall of Classics>What a great glorious day .......... Im gettin married today !!!
royr17 12:21 PM 09-16-2006
Today my life starts off in a different direction.

Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be.

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here.

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.
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'Hamas' Jenkins 07:36 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
This whole situation just makes me cringe.
apparently, so does the sight of a female body.
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Hammock Parties 07:44 PM 09-16-2006
Females are disgusting creatures.
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milkman 07:49 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Females are disgusting creatures.
Why am I not surprised that you think this way?
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tk13 07:58 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Females are disgusting creatures.
That won't end up in somebody's signature.
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Halfcan 08:34 PM 09-16-2006
Congrats!
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keg in kc 08:36 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Females are disgusting creatures.
They can be, if you lick them the right way.
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greg63 08:36 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by Halfcan:
Congrats!
Ditto! :-)
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headsnap 08:40 PM 09-16-2006
HOLY SHI*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WOW!!!! :-)












Gongrats!!!! :-)



:-)
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Yellowbutter72 08:59 PM 09-16-2006
Help her around the house and you will spoil her? Hey Hemi, is that from experience?
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Toad 09:24 PM 09-16-2006
I cannot believe I read this whole thread. It kinda mezmerized me like a mini soap opra.


I'm wondering 2 questions:

1) Did the boy ever get laid by that slut's friends?

2) He is marrying a female, right? I'm just askin'...
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grandllama 09:27 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by ChiefsFire:
what part of Russia does she hail from??

congrats on one 'gina for the next 50 years

too young.. he'll trade this one in for a 1986 model in a few years
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Iowanian 09:37 PM 09-16-2006
anecdote of tonights post wedding festivities.

ahem...

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

"drop by Urban dictionary dot com, III...it might have a picture, good luck, congrats"


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ROYC75 09:51 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
anecdote of tonights post wedding festivities.

ahem...

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

"drop by Urban dictionary dot com, III...it might have a picture, good luck, congrats"

Oh shit, yur killing me man, stop it.
:-) :-)
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grandllama 09:53 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by ROYC75:
Oh shit, yur killing me man, stop it.
:-) :-)
sez the proud papa :-)
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Mosbonian 09:58 PM 09-16-2006
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
anecdote of tonights post wedding festivities.

ahem...

The autumn wind was a pirate...a thief of hearts and virginity. Wedded bliss in the back yard, Judge Bufford T Justice officiating. Vows exchanged with most of the words spoken back in basically the correct order. The Wedded couple headed for the honeymoon suite, the Bride, in her canvas dress was whisked away by the groom, pulling her briskly in a freshly washed Radio Flyer red wagon.

The couple retired anxiously to the confines of the honeymoon suite at the hotel 6, complete with Hotub and free cable.

Like a hungry lumberjack, the groom firmly throws the new bride, trembling with nervousness of her impending cervical destruction to the well worn bedding as he might chop at an oak with strait beems.

Coitus Interuptus....

a confused groom reaches for the phone, dialing the numbers from the calling card provided for, in case of emergeyncy by his father.....

riiiiing riiiiiiiing "hello, this is Iowanian"
"uhh uhh..hi this is III....I'm having my wedding bliss, and I'm trying to follow your advice about the ATM......I've had her neked in a dog like position for 20 minutes....I've swiped the credit card down her butt crack at least 50 times, and I'm trying to push the brown number button for English or Espanish but its not giving me options for withdrawl or deposit"

"drop by Urban dictionary dot com, III...it might have a picture, good luck, congrats"

This one just reminded me of the old joke about the blushing bride and groom from North Carolina...

mmaddog
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