He's really cute, too.

:-)

He's good-looking.

I think I'm gonna go try and play football with Jehovah's Witnesses today. Could be weird. I

i'm in a fucking hot tub with my fucking laptop, fuck yeah!

so pissed that my battery is dying

:-)

So my wife opens the shower door on me and says , "why are you washing your dick so fast "

she didn't know?

Just tell her that after a passionate night of making her love juices spray you have to wash it with vigor the same way you have to get after a grease filled pan.

Let me know how that works out. :-)

Has anyone seen Wolfman-looks like a howling good movie??

I thought Wolfman joke was a scream but Iguess I got myself into a hairy situation with that one-lol

Its bark was worse than its bite.

Tell her you were thinking about her sister.
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So a 50-year-old hiker fell into the volcano of Mount St. Helens, and now they have to mount a Balloon-Boy-esque rescue attempt. Question: why the f**k were you hiking around the rim of Mount St. Helens in February? And why are you doing it if your 50? More power to you, I suppose--I'm younger than that, and I can barely hike to my friggin' car from the house door--but it just made me think that, if people didn't get themselves into stupid situations, we wouldn't have to get them out of them....

She fell in a volcano and they expect to rescue her? Don't volcanoes have lava and shit?
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