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View Poll Results: Alex Smith's Grade Card
Part 1: Grade for the 2017 Season 1 0.72%
A+ 4 2.88%
A 17 12.23%
A- 21 15.11%
B+ 45 32.37%
B 23 16.55%
B- 6 4.32%
C+ 2 1.44%
C 4 2.88%
C- 3 2.16%
D+ 2 1.44%
D 0 0%
D- 0 0%
F 8 5.76%
No grade 0 0%
Part 2: 2017 Performance Relative to Expectations 1 0.72%
Greatly exceeded my expectations 38 27.34%
Slightly exceeded my expectations 76 54.68%
Performed about like I expected 13 9.35%
Performed slightly worse than my expectations 1 0.72%
Performed far short of my expectations 4 2.88%
Part 3: Desired Role for 2018 1 0.72%
Much larger 1 0.72%
Slightly larger 1 0.72%
About the same as 2017 4 2.88%
Slightly smaller 1 0.72%
Much smaller 7 5.04%
Off the team 116 83.45%
Part 4: I think this player’s ability is … 2 1.44%
Ascending 11 7.91%
Stable 87 62.59%
Descending 34 24.46%
Part 5: The minimum I would trade this player for is a mid- … 1 0.72%
-sized bottle of Pibb Extra 11 7.91%
7th round pick 2 1.44%
6th round pick 0 0%
5th round pick 2 1.44%
4th round pick 3 2.16%
3rd round pick 35 25.18%
2nd round pick 69 49.64%
1st round pick 17 12.23%
A pair of 1st round picks 4 2.88%
I would not trade this player 2 1.44%
Part 6: I prefer… 1 0.72%
Great Pyramid 61 43.88%
Great Wall 45 32.37%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 139. You may not vote on this poll
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Nzoner's Game Room>Chiefs Offseason Planet Evaluation: Alex Smith
Rain Man 07:10 PM 01-18-2018
Even the MVP must get a grade card. Let the world know what you think.

Alex played in 15 games with 15 starts this season (sitting out one game to watch the Ghost of Christmas Future). He completed 341 passes at a 67.5% completion rate, for 4,402 yards and 8.0 yards per attempt. He threw 26 touchdown passes and 5 interceptions. His quarterback rating was 104.7.

Atop that, he ran for 355 yards and 1 TD, at 5.9 yards per rush.
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TigeRRUppeRRcut 01:28 PM 01-20-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Look at me I’m Sandra V
Lousy with retardery

Can’t shut my hole
So I’ll just smoke smith’s pole
Im ****ing Sandra veeeee
15 more days til you shut the **** up
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JENKINSWINS 02:55 PM 01-20-2018
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo:
Meaningless? Beating Denver in Denver with a rookie quarterback giving him experience meaningless? Not hardly. He practiced with the ones at TC so yeah he would have destroyed the Broncos in Denver if he had the starters especially Kelce and Tyreek Hill.


Just wait till next year oh wait you will follow Alex Smith to the Browns or wherever he goes so you will miss out on the Patrick Mahomes II Soul Train.
Mahomes has the benefit of starting on a talented team with an offense in place. He’s in a good spot to succeed but how the hell do you guys keep coming up with these guarantees if he had Kelce and Hill blah blah blah. One thing is for sure though with Alex... Hill, Kelce, and Hunt all went for 1k.
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Reerun_KC 03:04 PM 01-20-2018
Originally Posted by Rausch:
Did he fail or did our OC and DC fail?...


He failed.
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jjchieffan 03:04 PM 01-20-2018
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate:
The market isn't quite as frothing at the mouth as today's modern Alexsexual would have hoped. :-)
I don't know where to begin. This post is so full of fail. First of all, who says that the market isn't so good for him? We won't really know that until the trading period opens. Secondly, it's not just "Alexsexuals" as you mouthbreathers call them, that think that we will get a high draft pick for Smith. Most of us on the board think that. Those who think that we will get little or nothing are going to look foolish in March.
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Hammock Parties 03:08 PM 01-20-2018
Originally Posted by JENKINSWINS:
One thing is for sure though with Alex...
Indeed...


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Sweet Daddy Hate 04:53 PM 01-20-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
on the contrary, my dear sandra

he must run free like the wild stallion he is, to trample the smith-loving cunts of the world just as alex's playoff frauds were trampled by real contenders

this is his hour

make us proud, sweets

DO WHAT MUST BE DONE, LORD CARLSATAN! DO NOT HESITATE! SHOW NO MERCY.
"I am surrounded only by fear and dead men".

Originally Posted by TigeRRUppeRRcut:
15 more days til you shut the **** up
I'll be taking up the slack, fuckface, so don't sweat it.

Originally Posted by jjchieffan:
I don't know where to begin. This post is so full of fail. First of all, who says that the market isn't so good for him? We won't really know that until the trading period opens. Secondly, it's not just "Alexsexuals" as you mouthbreathers call them, that think that we will get a high draft pick for Smith. Most of us on the board think that. Those who think that we will get little or nothing are going to look foolish in March.
Bullshit. Bull-fucking-shit. If the Chiefs acquire a second round pick for Smith, ONE SECOND ROUND PICK, that will only prove that Veach is a goddamned, Hellen Keller miracle-worker, and nothing more.

And again, the only team that will pony up such a pick will be an absolute bottom feeder.

And you will NOT receive further compensation beyond that SINGLE, SECOND ROUND PICK.

Money?

Cards?

Throw that shit on the table, or piss right off, "jj".
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Hammock Parties 05:05 PM 01-20-2018
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate:
I'll be taking up the slack, fuckface, so don't sweat it.

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Sweet Daddy Hate 05:58 PM 01-20-2018
:-)
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Pablo 06:02 PM 01-20-2018
Only 84% of posters want him off the team next year, so he must have done something right!
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Sweet Daddy Hate 06:04 PM 01-20-2018
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Only 84% of posters want him off the team next year, so he must have done something right!
:-)

You know what I want?

Wait.

Fuck it; I'm starting a thread.
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RealSNR 09:34 AM 01-21-2018
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Wait what? You're a Blackadder fan, too?

You couldn't be any more sexy right now if you tried!
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Rain Man 11:07 AM 01-22-2018
Alex's scores are unusual. Good grade, outperformed expectations, but with a strongly desired smaller role next year. Not a huge surprise given the circumstances.

3.11 Grade (4.0 point scale)
1.08 Performance Relative to Expectations (+ = Positive Surprise, - = Negative Surprise)
-2.72 Desired Future Role (+ is larger role, - is smaller role)
-0.18 Ascending/Descending (+ is ascending, - is descending)
2.65 Trade Value (Round)
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