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Hall of Classics>101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters - Thread #2
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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73. Mr Flopnuts
(by Iowanian)
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72. patteeu (by frazod)
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71. Bob Dole
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70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan (roasted by Clay)
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69.Setsuna (by rico)
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68. Burt (by J Diddy)
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67. petez28 (by PGM)
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Titty Meat 12:25 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Deez is a good poster. I haven't noticed that. But he's clearly bought into the Hootie hype. Too bad 98% of Hootie's recollection of the events is crap. It's all in the mod forum. Hooties version isn't in the vicinity of what actually happened.
It's the binge drinking
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Dayze 12:27 PM 06-26-2013
well damn..
:-)
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Frazod 12:27 PM 06-26-2013
72. patteeu

Patteeu must be a retired lawyer. Nothing else makes sense. No one else could possibly have the time to argue about anything and everything, all the time, be so skilled at it, and get off on it so much. Some people lust for life. Patty lusts for strife. If strife was hot dogs, he'd be Takeru Kobayashi. If strife was blueberry pie vomit, he'd be Lard Ass Logan. Patty wants everybody fighting everybody else, constantly. He prefers political arguments, but any old fight will do. If you're an annoying troll, DaFace and/or Flopnuts may eventually be your personal savior, but patteeu is your champion. You complete him.

Patty's darkest day came in 2004, when he and the rest of the politards were cast down to the infernal reaches of the DC forum. And while our own little Lucifer has resigned himself to ruling in Hell (at least over the neocons), he still longs for a forum reunification, where football threads are buried beneath an avalanche of political crap, everybody is furious, and he is pleased enough to nearly remember what sexual arousal was like. In the meantime, he fans the flames of discontent in the main forum whenever an opportunity presents itself.

Pros: Despite championing anarchists on ChiefsPlanet, he is himself deeply conservative and a stalwart Republican, but really only in the stodgy, greedy big business sense. Not a big religion or NRA type of Republican. Although he did rush out to buy his first shotgun and tried his hand at hunting as soon as he heard about Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Supports the troops, as long as that really doesn't entail him doing anything. Or giving them anything. Or talking to them. Or being around them. Eww. And there was a time when you'd have had to pay $400 an hour to listen to his crap, but now you get it for free!

Cons: Just because he goes to bat for you, doesn't mean he likes you. You are a vessel full of strife, and when the strife is exhausted, just as a junkie discards the empty baggie, you are of no further use to him. And his strife fix is sated via the internet, and not needed or requested in his rigidly-ordered real life. Just because he argued with Phobia for six months about the injustices of you getting banned doesn't mean you're friends, buster. Don't try to come to his gated community - he will call security.

Outlook: The world's going to hell in a handbasket, and patteeu's loving it! Expect more of the same. Over and over and over.
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Phobia 12:35 PM 06-26-2013
Heh. Patt. Somehow I'm getting the blame for that.
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Frazod 12:40 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by TimBone:
Ugh....that roast belongs in DC.
So does its subject.
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Saul Good 12:44 PM 06-26-2013
That was just awful.
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Frazod 12:53 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by Saul Good:
That was just awful.
Well, I knew you wouldn't like it.
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:53 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by frazod:
I thought Flopnuts was Hootie's Personal Savior. Or is he just an additional Personal Savior?

Imagine having two Personal Saviors. That must be nice.

Does he appreciate DaFace any more than he does Flopnuts?
Tenfold. And I worked much, much harder at actually getting him back here. It would bug me normally, but again, dude never got anything anyways. So I don't mind him licking Face's sack over it. He's sexy and all, but I'm married.
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Saul Good 12:55 PM 06-26-2013
I wasn't planning on doing one this afternoon, but I may have to just to cover that stench.
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:56 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by frazod:
72. patteeu

Patteeu must be a retired lawyer. Nothing else makes sense. No one else could possibly have the time to argue about anything and everything, all the time, be so skilled at it, and get off on it so much. Some people lust for life. Patty lusts for strife. If strife was hot dogs, he'd be Takeru Kobayashi. If strife was blueberry pie vomit, he'd be Lard Ass Logan. Patty wants everybody fighting everybody else, constantly. He prefers political arguments, but any old fight will do. If you're an annoying troll, DaFace and/or Flopnuts may eventually be your personal savior, but patteeu is your champion. You complete him.

Patty's darkest day came in 2004, when he and the rest of the politards were cast down to the infernal reaches of the DC forum. And while our own little Lucifer has resigned himself to ruling in Hell (at least over the neocons), he still longs for a forum reunification, where football threads are buried beneath an avalanche of political crap, everybody is furious, and he is pleased enough to nearly remember what sexual arousal was like. In the meantime, he fans the flames of discontent in the main forum whenever an opportunity presents itself.

Pros: Despite championing anarchists on ChiefsPlanet, he is himself deeply conservative and a stalwart Republican, but really only in the stodgy, greedy big business sense. Not a big religion or NRA type of Republican. Although he did rush out to buy his first shotgun and tried his hand at hunting as soon as he heard about Dick Cheney shooting that guy in the face. Supports the troops, as long as that really doesn't entail him doing anything. Or giving them anything. Or talking to them. Or being around them. Eww. And there was a time when you'd have had to pay $400 an hour to listen to his crap, but now you get it for free!

Cons: Just because he goes to bat for you, doesn't mean he likes you. You are a vessel full of strife, and when the strife is exhausted, just as a junkie discards the empty baggie, you are of no further use to him. And his strife fix is sated via the internet, and not needed or requested in his rigidly-ordered real life. Just because he argued with Phobia for six months about the injustices of you getting banned doesn't mean you're friends, buster. Don't try to come to his gated community - he will call security.

Outlook: The world's going to hell in a handbasket, and patteeu's loving it! Expect more of the same. Over and over and over.
I chuckled a few times through this one. Well done!
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:57 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by Saul Good:
That was just awful.
The Kobayashi and Lard Ass Logan had me chuckling.
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:57 PM 06-26-2013
Saul, you have to beat it, or I'm adding it to the OP.
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loochy 12:58 PM 06-26-2013
1 pootie
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Frazod 12:58 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
The Kobayashi and Lard Ass Logan had me chuckling.
I thought the Cheney bit was the best.
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Mr. Flopnuts 01:02 PM 06-26-2013
The Cheney bit was a good one too. We may have to start considering shutting this thing down, and starting a new one. It's already starting lag, and double post. If we do, We'll transcribe the OP over to the new thread obviously and keep her going.
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