It’s better for society if you don’t get any legal advice and stay in jail to be honest. Waste of space.
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And you would've been better off as an abortion. Too bad your father wasn't more persuasive. Or abusive.
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I think that is provided by your cellmate nowadays. Part of the meet and greet.
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8 I don't think people get cellmate AIDS for a baggie of shrooms.

Of course, MO is a fundamentally retarded state when it comes to...well, I was going say 'politics and drug laws', but I guess we can just say MO is a fundamentally retarded state, and that statement doesn't need any modifier for it to be accurate across the board.

Missouri is about 10 years behind the rest of the country, in, well, just about everything.
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Most states in the midwest have some fucked up drug laws. I don't think Missouri is even close to the worst of the bunch.
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Iowa, Oklahoma, & Texas are all way worse.

Missouri has it figured out that arresting people for possessing small amounts of naturally occurring plants and fungi can be extremely profitable for the bottom end, both in terms of federal funding AND people who will pay for their freedom.


Cray-cray how that works...
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Also the most important question, do you have any left?
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prison=profits, I guess.
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The CHIEFS winning another Super Bowl is proof. The ONLY shrooms I do are Portobello's. My dealers name is price chopper
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Depending on the amount, Oklahoma and Texas can put you in prison for life for Cannabis or concentrate products.

Now that is a special kind of stupid. But when you have bible thumping conservatives dominating your politics you have to expect that special kind of stupid.
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Yeah, it's the screwed up drug laws not the idiot who got caught.
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The idiot is the weak minded pussy who needs someone to pass a law to tell him what he can and cannot do.
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It's possible to be both ya know.
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But we have soulless, Godless hypocritical liberal heathens who rape women and cash their paychecks filled with dirty money racketeered away from regular working people...

Seems like the 'bible thumping conservatives' and the 'hypocritical liberals' have some sort of weird collusion going on, you ever notice that?
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