Episode 6 begins as the Gunslinger Of The Plains saddles up and travels to the Northeast in order to confront a die-nasty that has been offending mankind's sensibilities for far too long.
After decades of nefarious skullduggery, the Chiefs have seen enough and enter the den of the evil ones to put an end to their venal machinations.
And, when it's all said and done, the power of good prevails - defeating arrogant, duplicitous mendacity on national television as the Red & Gold leaves Foxborough victorious once more. Amen.
And now, a poetatum ...
There once was a team that we knew
Was hard to defeat or subdue
But today the Chiefs neuter
An old man's pea shooter
To turn a goat into a ewe
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
A beautiful part of the Chiefs' offense is that the opposing defense can't concentrate on anybody. It's pretty much a perfect balance between the main players, and the bit players add up to about the same yardage as well.
Yards from scrimmage through Week 5:
Tyreek Hill 462
Kareem Hunt 442
Travis Kelce 407
Sammy Watkins 305
Spencer Ware 92
Chris Conley 79
Demetrius Harris 77
Anthony Sherman 67
Patrick Mahomes II 66
De'Anthony Thomas 35
Demarcus Robinson 34
Damien Williams 18
Marcus Kemp 7
3 guys on pace for 1000 yards? That's freaking sick. [Reply]
I want to believe, but between the injuries, playing in NE, the refs, the revenge factor, and the 10 days rest the Pats had, I just can’t bring myself to get excited for this game.
Probably because I know these fucking morons in the national media will treat a loss like proof the we/Mahomes were a fluke.
Like we logically don’t have to lose at some point. [Reply]
I want to believe, but between the injuries, playing in NE, the refs, the revenge factor, and the 10 days rest the Pats had, I just can’t bring myself to get excited for this game.
Probably because I know these ****ing morons in the national media will treat a loss like proof the we/Mahomes were a fluke.
Like we logically don’t have to lose at some point.
