How about Bukkake Tsunami?
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Ten Men and a Sausage.
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We dont want a name that reminds everyone of SEAworld. It has to be...

The Coalition of Kansas City

Google: "Male cheetahs will often group together in groups called coalitions. They usually group with brothers, but may also group with an existing group or other males that were the lone male in their litter."

Remember you heard it here first.
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Who needs meth when you have this much speed!:-)
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Just keep it simple....

Arrowhead....home of the SuperBowl...
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The "Independence Offense".
The "Raytown Chaser".
The "Chiefs Cookers". :-)
The "Heisenberg's Helpers".
The "Cardiac Arrest".
The "Prematurely Aged".
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Mazda Offense, Zoom, Zoom,Zoom,
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Vapor Trail of Tears
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I actually like it.

It's unoriginal though.
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The Red Pissing Shit Pushers. We will push in your shit and then pee into your ass! And we wear red!
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that sounds extremely stupid
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It's original though. We would be the only team with a nickname like that. Originality is important.
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Andy’s Bombers
KC Masterpiece
Scarlet Fever
Burgundy Bombers
Flaming Arrow
Crimson Bombers
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Legion of Zoom is the only thing that remotely resembles a halfway decent nickname for our offense.

Outside of that suggestion, I have to side with Jewish Rabbi...you all really, really suck at nicknames and your need to nickname everything is pretty stupid.
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I liked it!
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