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Hall of Classics>I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
Jim Jones 11:19 AM 07-13-2014
go ahead
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Jim Jones 04:36 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by srvy:
For someone who was to drunk and horny to care you sure remember a lot of the details.



I'm afraid Im calling Hoeeeeeeeeee Moeeeeeeee on this .

"too drunk and horny to care" doesn't mean "I was so wasted that I had no idea what was going on"

I was fully aware of what was before me, and at that point had enough liquor in me and had blue balls to the point where I was going to screw this hot she/he regardless.
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Jim Jones 04:37 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Who bought dinner?
no food was eaten, but she/he did buy me a few drinks. maybe that was all part of the grand plan.
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beach tribe 04:37 PM 07-13-2014

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beach tribe 04:38 PM 07-13-2014
"You're gun is digging into my hip"
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Lex Luthor 04:39 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Jim Jones:
We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.
Hold on a minute, Sparky.

The penis was revealed. THEN he went down on you, and AFTER that you butt ****ed him? You butt fucked a man?

And now you're telling everyone about it?

This is definitely a coming out of the closet thread. The man had tits, but he's still a man. You had sex with a man, and you've already said you don't regret it. It's only a matter of time before you come completely out of the closet and start sucking every dick you can.

:-)
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Easy 6 04:41 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
Ever see the doom generation?
Nope.

But I bet that wasnt her son.
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beach tribe 04:42 PM 07-13-2014
Spoiler!

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Jim Jones 04:44 PM 07-13-2014
just got the tranny's facebook link. cringing so fukin hard right now looking at these pics. looked way more passable last night. still probably looks better than most of the chicks ive banged recently, but obviously a man if you are looking at her through sober eyes.
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beach tribe 04:44 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by scott free:
Nope.

But I bet that wasnt her son.
Oh, it was, bro. It was his 21st BD or something, and he was flaming.
First she told me he thought I was cute. Then she started hitting on me, and when she got drunk, she got down to brass tax.
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beach tribe 04:46 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Jim Jones:
just got the tranny's facebook link. cringing so fukin hard right now looking at these pics. looked way more passable last night. she's still OK in the pics, but obviously a man. fawwwwwwwwk.
One of my buddies got blown a lil while back and sent me a pic right after it happened.
MFer had a 5'0clock shadow. It was Hilarious.

Oh, and let's see the pics, f@g.
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LoneWolf 04:46 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Jim Jones:
no food was eaten, but she/he did buy me a few drinks. maybe that was all part of the grand plan.
You can quit putting the she/he in your posts. It was a man you fucked.
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Big Smoke 04:47 PM 07-13-2014

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beach tribe 04:48 PM 07-13-2014

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KcMizzou 04:49 PM 07-13-2014
I've been plenty drunk. Many, many times.

I've never been "Oh, she's a dude? Whatever." drunk.
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beach tribe 04:49 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by LoneWolf:
You can quit putting the she/he in your posts. It was a man you ****ed.
Just about to say this. Now referring to him as her. Lol.
You fucked a dude. You didn't stop. You are a homo. End of story.
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