Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

So your saying you like the Penicopter move...right?
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Don't eyeroll the conditioned response *you* created there, Ms. Skinner.
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You need to add a Y-axis - "Years married"
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:-)
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girls like confidence. you don't have to be confident in some crazy-awesome abilities like being a fighter pilot. whatever you do/enjoy and are confident about, go with that.

:-)

whatever 'it' is you have, be confident with it and run with it.
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Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.

But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would.
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If that doesn't wake him up nothing will. I'm about to change his name to Discuss in KC.

Edit: not really, for those who throw fits over that sort of thing.
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fuck 'em...
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If that's some kind of a shot at me then kindly go fuck yourself.
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Have you read his posts? You're literally the 40 year old version of him.
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I would imagine that it smells a lot like teen spirit.
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And you don't think that a 20-something guy displaying any of what you've mentioned here won't come off as incredibly creepy?
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This isn't you, is it?


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I should probably also make sure my wife knows that Two Girls 1 Cup is not the Shawshank Redemption or Godfather of pron.
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My kids sing a song that references Kurt Cobain and have no idea who Nirvana is. :-)
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