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Bob Dole 09:41 PM 12-12-2001
It is with some sadness and a smidgen of emotion that Bob Dole posts this thread, but after hours of internal conflict and a soul-searching tug-of-war, Bob Dole feels the time has come.

It's unusual that one finds himself attached in this way--it's not typical behavior. Sure, we find ourselves in relationships frequently, but this one was unique.

It felt so good at first. It was a relief, actually. Just to let it out and not worry about what anyone else thought. Just to be Bob Dole's self. An outlet for everything pent up inside.

Then it began to stink. And the longer it went on, the more overwhelming the stench. Then others started to notice, but nobody commented. They were kind and considerate and kept their thoughts to themselves at first, but eventually the truth had to be told. Action had to be taken.

It's been effecting everyone in the house today, so Bob Dole made the decision and thought it fitting to share.

Bob Dole named it Curly before he left. The longest cable Bob Dole has ever laid. He put up a fight as he swirled and swirled toward his final resting place, but eventually he broke apart and surrendered. He was Bob Dole's favorite turd and he will be missed.
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Raiderhater 10:10 PM 12-12-2001
He actually did it! LOL!
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Raiderhater 10:11 PM 12-12-2001
Oh Joe that was cold, but funny. :-)


Hader,
can't believe he is taking smack from a seachicken on a Chief's BB
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ChiefGator 10:13 PM 12-12-2001
Originally Posted by :
Originally posted by Michael Michigan
This looks interesting--

I just printed it out.


I'll give you a review in a bit, I'll read it as I drop the boys off at the pool.
::chuckle:: This reminds me of a review I read somewhere. After ripping into how bad and useless some documentation was, the reviewer said (and I paraphrase): 'I am in the smallest room of my house, and soon this shall be behind me..'

- Mark :-)
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Phobia 10:27 PM 12-12-2001
Hell, htismaqe posted this very thing last week.....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...threadid=24431
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Fat Elvis 10:34 PM 12-12-2001
Feh...

Curly's got nothing on Thor, God of Thunder.....
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Brock 10:35 PM 12-12-2001
My experience today reminded me of that old ZZ Top song "Concrete and Steel". :-)
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Michael Michigan 11:39 PM 12-12-2001
Bob Dole-

Mr. Whipple gives it 3 out of 4 ply.
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Otter 11:44 PM 12-12-2001
A Moment of Silence.


Shhhhhh
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Joe Seahawk 11:47 PM 12-12-2001
*splashhh*
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CanadaKC 11:51 PM 12-12-2001
Nothing like stocking the stream with some brown trout. You are a humanitarian and sanitarian to be admired.:-)
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ExtremeChief 04:52 AM 12-13-2001
Bob,

We all have things in life that we just have to let go. As much as it saddens us, we know that it's for the best to just move on. I know I probably am not much help in your time of longing and sadness, but if it helps even a smidgen, remember these two words...





$hit happens
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htismaqe 05:57 AM 12-13-2001
Phil,

That was uncalled for... :-)
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BigOlChiefsfan 07:11 AM 12-13-2001
Sorry to hear about Curly's passing.

That must have been rough(age).
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47mack 07:20 AM 12-13-2001
MURDERER
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Vindicator 07:37 AM 12-13-2001
Each one of us will be missing a little piece of ourselves today Bob. Our condolences.
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