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Fire Me Boy! 10:36 PM 02-18-2005
whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...

Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like f*cking Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for).

Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick f*cker.
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Hammock Parties 11:39 PM 02-18-2005
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
I think I'm going to have to bump this thread after the weekend is over. Get the regular full-time job guys in on it...
They'll be back around tonight I suspect. I think Phobia's doing something with Pink right about now.
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Fire Me Boy! 11:42 PM 02-18-2005
Naw... I'll beat her with my stick later.
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Fire Me Boy! 11:43 PM 02-18-2005
I'm not working overnight tonight, so I'm off. I'll check back tomorrow. Later guys... wish me NON-masturbatory dreams.
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|Zach| 11:43 PM 02-18-2005
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
Naw... I'll beat her with my stick later.
Ok, just tell me when that happens so I can swoop in and steal any cmeras or camera equipment you may have.
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Fire Me Boy! 11:44 PM 02-18-2005
Originally Posted by ZachKC:
Ok, just tell me when that happens so I can swoop in and steal any cmeras or camera equipment you may have.
Sure... :-)
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Miles 11:44 PM 02-18-2005
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
I'm not working overnight tonight, so I'm off. I'll check back tomorrow. Later guys... wish me NON-masturbatory dreams.
Yeah thats good. Using that computer at work tonight would be pretty rough.
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Talisman 11:53 PM 02-18-2005
Were you dressed as a pizza delivery guy or a cable repairman?
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Miles 11:55 PM 02-18-2005
You can imagine where it goes from here...He fixes the cable?
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|Zach| 11:57 PM 02-18-2005
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
Sure... :-)
:-) Just kiddin bud
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go bo 12:26 AM 02-19-2005
Originally Posted by ZachKC:
:-) Just kiddin bud
sure you are, darlin'...

sure you are...
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Mr. Kotter 12:44 AM 02-19-2005
Originally Posted by go bo:
sure you are, darlin'...

sure you are...
You two should get a room... :-)

:-)
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BIG_DADDY 12:45 AM 02-19-2005
And you wondered why your keyboard was sticky.
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Cannibal 01:09 AM 02-19-2005
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while. Although, goat cheese is a fuking nerd, I must say he was FUNNY on this thread. And I guess my inner nerd is coming out, but I'm totally with goat on HK (hunter killer). HK is one the best characters (movie or video game) to come out in a while IMO.
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tk13 01:10 AM 02-19-2005
And all this time his wife thought he was bored when he said he just jacked off at work all the time...
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Rausch 02:18 AM 02-19-2005
:-)
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