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Hall of Classics>The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel
Hammock Parties 02:57 AM 07-21-2012
The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


Spoiler!


Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


Spoiler!


Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!



We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


SIGN BELOW


This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and
The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review
The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

[Reply]
ILChief 09:52 AM 10-14-2012
If Cassel starts after the bye, this needs to be re-stickied
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notorious 09:56 AM 10-14-2012
Originally Posted by ILChief:
If Cassel starts after the bye, this needs to be re-stickied
The mods do the job well, but maybe this thread should be stickied until Cassel and Pioli are no longer Kansas City Chiefs.
[Reply]
Hammock Parties 09:57 AM 10-14-2012
Cassel is done fellers. Believe it.


[Reply]
Hammock Parties 12:38 PM 10-22-2012
The job is done, and the bitch is dead.




[Reply]
Sweet Daddy Hate 08:59 AM 10-23-2012
Finally.
[Reply]
notorious 09:01 AM 10-23-2012
Originally Posted by DarthPioliSatan:
Finally.
It is not done yet, as long as his protector still has power.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 09:12 AM 10-23-2012
Originally Posted by notorious:
It is not done yet, as long as his protector still has power.
Then we shall destroy him too.
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Hammock Parties 06:16 PM 10-28-2012
MY WORK ISN'T DONE.

Originally Posted by :
@APdaveskretta

#Chiefs QB Matt Cassel: "I haven't been part of a season, either, where this much has gone wrong."

[Reply]
Coogs 06:18 PM 10-28-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
MY WORK ISN'T DONE.
Almost makes you wonder how much money Pioli paid Quinn to fake the ol' concussion injury doesn't it?
[Reply]
tredadda 06:19 PM 10-28-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
MY WORK ISN'T DONE.
Considering he is the cause of most of the problems he should just shut up.
[Reply]
DeezNutz 06:19 PM 10-28-2012
Why has the old Whitlock thread been locked?

The thread contains absolutely valid, topical points of discussion.
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tredadda 06:21 PM 10-28-2012
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Why has the old Whitlock thread been locked?

The thread contains absolutely valid, topical points of discussion.
Probably because there was no reason to bump it. Whitlock has been anti-Pioli for quite a while now.
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Hammock Parties 07:22 PM 10-28-2012
Yummy stats updated!

Originally Posted by :
Matt Cassel is 19-27 in his 46 career games with the Chiefs.

However, in an NFL that is classified as a pass first league, he is 3-19 when we put the ball in the air more than we run it.
Originally Posted by :
As Chiefs QB Cassel is 0-18 against teams that score more than 24 points.
Originally Posted by :
As a Chief, in games where Cassel's team rushes for less than 135 yards he is 5-19.

[Reply]
Coogs 07:26 PM 10-28-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Yummy stats updated!
Not sure if Gus actually gets the credit for this game since he didn't start it.
[Reply]
hometeam 07:27 PM 10-28-2012
he played all but a few snaps. he gets the blame.
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