Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Go beat up somebody up for being different than you Mr. College bully. The men are trying to discuss blowjobs.
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Whatever gets it up for you, Jack.
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Yea. That's not going to happen.
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6'1 without heels? Did she play basketball?
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:-)

no, but she could never get anyone to play tether ball more than once.

she was as tall as some of her teachers growing up.
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So what say you??? Hall of Classics material in here or not?
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I say nobody gives a shit about the hall of classics.
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You don't seem nice.
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ME LOVE ESCORTS LONG TIME!
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Any more entertainment value to be squeezed out of this thread?
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:-) I got some road head while I was in KC for xmas.
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Quit going to Independence Avenue bruh
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I don't pay for it like you do.

My wife and I went to the boat and she wanted to get a little frisky on the way home and we couldn't do anything while at my mother's house. So I got some road head. Yay for me.
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Truth be told, I'd give up head forever for just one more chance at a true love... when you love a girl enough, head is great, but the ultimate satisfaction comes from having someone in your life that gets your fart jokes and idiosyncracies, someone that knows your every move in bed and is there every night anyway.

I'd give up head for that, yes I would.

The older I get, the more important availability, consistency and familiarity is... playing the field is so hit and miss, so full of meaningless relationships and lonely nights, the guys in their 20's and 30's can have that shit.
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