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rico 09:05 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Seriously, dude. I sense sex once a month, always missionary and wearing socks with the lights on for most of these stiffs.

You lost me at letting a chick lick your own b hole though. I've actually heard it feels marvelous but my ass crack is hairy as shit. I'd have to do some serious grooming, not take a shit all day, and probably be pretty drunk to let a chick start foraging down in that jungle..
Shave your buns, homeslice.
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ThaVirus 09:22 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by rico:
Shave your buns, homeslice.

It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
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rico 09:27 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
:-) Brosephine... I love that!

I don't really know, dude...would your lady shave your bunghole for you?
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ghak99 09:40 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
If you lit your farts on a regular basis you wouldn't have this problem.
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philfree 09:41 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
I now a girl/astatition who had a guy come in to get his asshole waxed. You could try that.
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bdj23 10:08 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by rico:
Shave your buns, homeslice.
Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.
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rico 10:17 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by BDj23:
Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.
Do you like, get turned on by yourself when you do that?

Just kidding. :-)
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philfree 08:32 PM 07-05-2014
So Ladies, when was the last time you kissed your man after he just licked your ass hole? And did you kiss his juice back into his mouth? :-)
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TLO 08:35 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by philfree:
So Ladies, when was the last time you kissed your man after he just licked your ass hole? And did you kiss his juice back into his mouth? :-)
:-):-)
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philfree 08:39 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by Big Smoke:
:-):-)
LOL I guess that deserves it's own thread. "Do you men kiss your gal on the mouth right after she sucked you off?"
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Hammock Parties 08:42 PM 07-05-2014
your threads are just so disgusting, young man.

i have placed this one on ignore.
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crazycoffey 08:48 PM 07-05-2014
Just like licking a 9-volt battery....
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philfree 08:53 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
Just like licking a 9-volt battery....
:-)So if you took a 9-volt battery and...............Hey that could be electrifying!
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ThaVirus 09:42 PM 07-05-2014
I'd imagine the pain of waxing my bunghole would be murderous.
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rico 09:52 PM 07-05-2014
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
I'd imagine the pain of waxing my bunghole would be murderous.
Try to ignore the pain. Shrug it off as if its just another random feeling. Try to convince yourself that pain is just another random feeling just like...something pleasant...In other words, try to channel the pain as something totally different that doesn't bother you and it'll be easier to ignore it when it occurs. Sounds crazy, but it works, dude. I sometimes wonder if those Jackass dudes try little mind tricks like that when they are doing their stunts.

I personally wouldn't have any problem whatsoever getting my butt waxed...and I am hairy, like animal in that region as well.
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