I'm just not allowed to wear one and it would be really bad if I did. It would send an obvious signal to our President that I disapprove of him. And I don't want to hurt him like that when he cares for me so much and does so much for me in return. He already has to endure more than any man has. And I don't even want to even think about how upset God will be with me for willfully inflicting even more emotional harm on his Chosen One to help enable the return of Satan himself.

Some people are just more important than others. Our President says that's just how it is because that's how it always was. And that's why we must preserve that. I know that sounds insensitive but the reasoning is real, pure and undeniable and can never be proven wrong. Not even when it is because our President says they are wrong. It's really easy to believe because being taught that provides our President comfort that he needs. Never more so than right now. He just has to endure so much. I know my undying devotion to comfort him will be rewarded and that gives me comfort. And I think he will choose ME soon for a night to lay with him for special comfort. It's the highest ascension a believer can achieve.

Knowing I'm strong enough to resist this current pandemic of fake news, pressures, temptations, and deceitful evil so I can do my part and sacrifice to comfort our President gives me more joy than football ever can. It's amazing.

None of this will happen for me if I wear a mask. Our President said so and that one less mask won't make a difference anyway because he has already cured everyone and that's why we don't even need to test anymore.
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I bet every team has someone who tested positive. There are whole college football programs shut down and closed up. They have to be more forthcoming than the NFL. The NFL just isn’t announcing every team that has a covid case.
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is it really worth not having football to go into Walmart without a mask?

Yeah, now imagine this same scenario in Florida, the Gunshine State.

The moment the asshole without a mask thinks the Walmart employee presents a reasonable threat of death or bodily harm, can’t he shoot him? https://t.co/zolxPL1bmn

— Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) June 22, 2020

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There was a lady in the video also without a mask.
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Not sure why the rule only applies to the old guy walking in but not the woman wearing black on the left who was not wearing a mask in the store either.
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You know what’s uncomfortable? Pants. I still wear them in public. Not for my benefit, but for yours.

/internet meme
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:-):-):-)

Beautiful!
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:-)

Any guess as to which CPDC poster that is?
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I can't think of too many places worse than Walmart to go into without a mask. Hell, it's probably a good idea to wear one in there even when there isn't a pandemic going on.
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because it's a war on white men, didn't you know?

:-)
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That’s not really what I was getting at. It was just an observation. But if you feel like getting offended by it, then whatever.
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At this point I don't expect to see any sports this year, it sucks but it is what it is.
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Oh, totally offended.
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He asked a fair question and you came out of nowhere with your strawman bs.

Stop being a pillowbitergot.
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Wear your damn masks, people.

I want to watch Patrick Mahomes. My Chiefs just won a Super Bowl. I want to see them win more, whether we have fans in the stands or not.

Your buttfuckery will be the reason I can't do that this year if this shit comes to pass.

I'm holding all of you stodgy "I'm not a Chinese lady living in Beijing!" douchebags responsible for the death of the NFL season if it happens.
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