Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.
Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.
Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.
Originally Posted by Shoes:
My favorite quote from the article:
Simmons’s attorney, Alan Smith, argued that his client acted in self-defense and used her vagina, not as a deadly weapon, but in the “appropriate boundaries of her working skills and abilities.
Well I mean skunks have it as a self defense mechanism. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Sannyasi:
Squirting is just pee.
In porn that may be true. But I actually encountered true female ejaculation back in my freshman year in college. I was on the bottom of a sixty-nine when all of a sudden my face was getting splattered with warm sticky goo. I could tell almost immediately that it wasn’t piss. I didn’t know what it was at the time but after doing a little research I was like, “damn, female ejaculation? that’s cool” I’ve never ran into it since so it must be rare. [Reply]
Originally Posted by penchief:
In porn that may be true. But I actually encountered true female ejaculation back in my freshman year in college. I was on the bottom of a sixty-nine when all of a sudden my face was getting splattered with warm sticky goo. I could tell almost immediately that it wasn’t piss. I didn’t know what it was at the time but after doing a little research I was like, “damn, female ejaculation? that’s cool” I’ve never ran into it since so it must be rare.
Different things. The squirt is pure. Sure as hell doesn't burn and doesn't seem like something a woman, or livesteam,can summon at will. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Kman34:
Just imagine if women could really do this as a defense mechanism... Holy shit.. There would be a lot of blind disfigured men walking around..
Joseph Merrick
I'm going to get fucking water boarded tomorrow night upon my return from The Landing. [Reply]
Originally Posted by eDave:
Different things. The squirt is pure. Sure as hell doesn't burn and doesn't seem like something a woman can summon at will.
Exactly. Which is why this story has to be bogus. [Reply]
