Originally Posted by BoneKrusher:
(the CP story so far)
The last time i sucked a cold beer down (this is dumb) i got so wasted i shat and it stank in her closet, she luv it.
i found a honey badger with a Cassel jersey, i asked him about the Mustache..
he just laughed.
As he continued "Hey Terd Burglar" it was free as a bird, so Gonzo said Lumpy is going to kick your mothers ball sack and then lick her own crotch, To his suprise it was furry and cheese filled.
a Packer fan? "i think not".
Anyway she was preforming a BoneKrusher, which really means the opposite of Touchdown Kansas City, A 'Check Down' or aids tree.
one who sucks the peniss was the last Head Coach we... What the ****?
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo:
a pineapple stuck
Originally Posted by PGM:
up one's ass
Originally Posted by Rausch:
in Pittsburgh while
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to his dismay
Originally Posted by lewdog:
a flying turd.
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Girls, to do
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a bunch of
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
Cheddar tampons ooze
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toppings for nachos
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Priest anxiously awaits
Originally Posted by lewdog:
another flying turd
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but Palko catches it
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and Cassel stops
Originally Posted by PGM:
shitting his pants
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Dane came back
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with a turd
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in his mouth
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and a smile
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Suddenly everyone stops
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His money was
Originally Posted by lewdog:
nothing but fluff
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Compared to Danes
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Over in the
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo:
bushes on fire
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people deleting posts
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a naked woman
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stands alone with
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Dexter McCluster wiggling
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Smoking a Blunt
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and spinning around
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trips and falls
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Me right round
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spilling the contents
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of his bile
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bag on the
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face of a
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Cassel shaped turd.
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when he realized
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he had forgotten
Originally Posted by mr. tegu:
To wipe his
Originally Posted by Rausch:
heated rhino spatula
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Which caused a
Originally Posted by Flachief58:
severe rash on
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Rich Gannon's azz...
Originally Posted by sportsshrink:
a Cassel tampon
Originally Posted by Chief_in_Commander:
keeps coming back
Originally Posted by sportsshrink:
time and time
Originally Posted by Rausch:
like Herm Edwards.
Originally Posted by BoneKrusher:
Meanwhile back at
Originally Posted by dj56dt58:
Big monkey balls
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guess who was
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hung like a
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Flea from Mars?
Originally Posted by Flachief58:
Right,Scott Peeholy
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likes Kool-Aid
Originally Posted by BoneKrusher:
and so does
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Blueballs the enigma
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Blueballs also likes
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My Little Pony
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watched by stoners
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and Powerpuff Girls
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poop on cracker
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in your mouth
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and your mom
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo:
Mark Castle has
Originally Posted by boogblaster:
no frickin' abilities
Originally Posted by BoneKrusher:
and that's why
Originally Posted by cabletech94:
this ends badly
Originally Posted by BoneKrusher:
for Matt Castle
but he tries
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