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Three sluts are in a bar. One says "my vag's so big, I can fit a whole fist in"
The second says "so what? I can fit two!"
The third just smiles, and slides slowly down the barstool
The human brain has this amazing ability to filter out the bizarre. Bigfoot could walk by your window right now and you probably wouldn’t notice because your brain just doesn’t have time for that s–t.
Here’s another example — I’ve watched every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation (several times) and I never noticed that Riker doesn’t know how to use a chair. When the guy sits down he pulls the chair back and dramatically slings his leg over the back of it like he’s mounting a freakin’ horse. He apparently does this all the time, regardless of the situation. It’s nuts.
Originally Posted by jiveturkey:
I often sit the same way.
Being 6'4" makes it kind of easy. And it's a great way to show other males in the area that I'm the dominant one.
Pfffft. That doesn't impress anyone, until you throw in that you post on ChiefPlanet, are a millionaire, bench press 500 lbs, and bang supermodels with your Big Daddy Goldencock.
Originally Posted by Fish:
Here’s another example — I’ve watched every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation (several times) and I never noticed that Riker doesn’t know how to use a chair.
The best Riker Maneuver was went he was sent into Picard's ready room to be questioned by that little prick who ended up being the master alien dude whose head explodes.
