I would like to know how much vagina Oswalt gets thrown at him. Funny dude, kinda looks like the lead singer for 3 doors down. I am sure he got plenty since that Rat Movie came out. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Demonpenz:
I would like to know how much vagina Oswalt gets thrown at him. Funny dude, kinda looks like the lead singer for 3 doors down. I am sure he got plenty since that Rat Movie came out.
One thing I've noticed that is unavoidably evident. A lot of the community's 'indy kings' are transformed into different folk in Carolla's presence.
Tons of Maron and Oswalt fanbois love to go on message boards and trash Carolla, but you put Mark Maron, Bill Burr, Kevin Smith, Chris Hardwick. etc. on the mike with Carolla and they turn into regular dudes just enamored with hanging out with him. Its a subtle but perceptible shift.
Regarding your question, he's been married 6 1/2 years with a 3yo kid.
Seems from his standup to be a guy satisfied with that life. [Reply]
Listened to Patton Oswald on Corrolla today. Corolla seemed to step on Patton's feet early, but the podcast got going. I liked Corollas rant on Demi Moore being the wes welker of hot woman (even though it was wrong) I also loved Corollas hard on for f-4 phantoms. Dennis Haysburts Dong jokes were quite funny. [Reply]
Just got done listening to the Carolla's episode with Kevin Smith where they try their best to settle their "feud" and figure out what really happened. Interesting stuff. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pants:
I'm a big fan of Joe Rogan. Whenever his friend Brian opens his mouth, though, I want to weep for humanity.
Redban has moments when he can be truly hilarious, but they're so scattered between his random subject changes and his awful jokes. That dude has been doing standup for nearly nine years and dates porn stars, but he's dumb as a post. WTF am I doing wrong? [Reply]
Originally Posted by The_Doctor10:
Redban has moments when he can be truly hilarious, but they're so scattered between his random subject changes and his awful jokes. That dude has been doing standup for nearly nine years and dates porn stars, but he's dumb as a post. WTF am I doing wrong?
Yeah. Joe will be going off about something really deep that makes you think and that dumbass will chime in with something completely asinine that immediately lets you know he has NO IDEA what Joe was talking about... just makes me facepalm. Shows you how awesome Joe is, though, as he just calmly explains to him that's NOT AT ALL what he meant. Just blows my mind how those 2 are so different and yet they're such good friends. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe:
You guys need to listen to the Todd Glass show. Probably my favorite right now.
It can be enjoyable, but right now he has a bit of 'lifelong smoker who finally quit and now complains incessantly of every molecule of cigarette smoke that enters his sphere.'
Since he came out, he's bitching about any and every bit of comedy that makes anyone 'feel bad' like it's some cheap degrading passive-aggressive unenlightened bullying.
Fact is 'we laugh because it hurts.' Everything outside of puns relies to some extent on someone suffering a bit of embarrassment or ridicule, from the most brutal roasting of someone to 'Mary Jane*' jokes where MJ doesn't recognize the sexuality of her situations.
* - "Mary Jane was walking down the street when a man pulled her into a dark alley and started ripping off all her clothes. And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew her clothes wouldn't fit him."
"Mary Jane was playing on the swings one day, swinging higher and higher. Her mother came out and said, "Mary Jane, don't you swing too high, the boys will see your underwear." And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear." [Reply]