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Nzoner's Game Room>" I prefer the bear "
TLO 10:48 AM 06-17-2024
I'm not a hip guy, and I don't keep up with stuff on the internet very often outside of www.chiefsplanet.com

Can someone explain this "I prefer the bear" stuff I've come across online?
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ThrobProng 12:10 PM 06-18-2024
I prefer a rabid wolverine on PCP over a broad that answers "I prefer the bear".
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ThaVirus 12:16 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by Dunerdr:
okay guys. Two female lions vs a polar bear. Neutral ground, 50 yard line at Arrowhead, who wins? The polar bear is defending her young.
I’d bet on the polar bear.

Lions kill with suffocating bites to the throat, which take forever to bring down larger prey. One swipe from the bear’s paw/claws is going to put either lioness out of commission, then it’s basically 1v1 and I’d bet on a Grizzly or polar bear in a 1v with any land predator on the planet.
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Katipan 12:20 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
I prefer a rabid wolverine on PCP over a broad that answers "I prefer the bear".
You don't have anything to worry about.
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Katipan 12:21 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
I’d bet on the polar bear.

Lions kill with suffocating bites to the throat, which take forever to bring down larger prey. One swipe from the bear’s paw/claws is going to put either lioness out of commission, then it’s basically 1v1 and I’d bet on a Grizzly or polar bear in a 1v with any land predator on the planet.
Can't touch their 40.
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Rain Man 12:26 PM 06-18-2024
You people picking the polar bearess over two lionesses should give me odds. I'll take that bet, and the next time we see a youtube nature video showing a fight between them, we'll settle up.
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ThrobProng 12:32 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by Katipan:
You don't have anything to worry about.
Nope, because I would never settle for a feminist, and I do mean "settle".
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Katipan 12:33 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
Nope, because I would never settle for a feminist, and I do mean "settle".
No, it's because not even a female bear would touch you.
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ThrobProng 12:45 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by Katipan:
No, it's because not even a female bear would touch you.
Give it a rest, stretchmarks. You're not the catch you think you are.
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Katipan 01:03 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
Give it a rest, stretchmarks. You're not the catch you think you are.
I am.
And you are exactly what we think you are.
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ThrobProng 01:19 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I am.
And you are exactly what we think you are.
Who's "we"? You and your pock-marked ass? Lol
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Bearcat 01:20 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
Who's "we"? You and your pock-marked ass? Lol
How many ratchet straps do you own?
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Katipan 01:21 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
Who's "we"? You and your pock-marked ass? Lol
Every woman. If you were creative or smart you could get away with being wet.

You aren't. You can't.
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ThrobProng 01:41 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Every woman. If you were creative or smart you could get away with being wet.

You aren't. You can't.
^ Inflated sense of self-worth, has "live, laugh, love" decal on living room wall.
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Katipan 01:44 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
^ Inflated sense of self-worth, has "live, laugh, love" decal on living room wall.
Every comment is another cliche that demonstrates how much you know. More importantly to this conversation, how little you know about women.

Keep it that way.
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ThaVirus 01:47 PM 06-18-2024
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
You people picking the polar bearess over two lionesses should give me odds. I'll take that bet, and the next time we see a youtube nature video showing a fight between them, we'll settle up.

If it makes you feel any better, big cats are elite and they occupy three spots out of my top 5 most lethal land predators in a 1v1 death fight.

1. Polar bear
2. Grizzly/brown bear
3. Lion
4. Tiger
5. Jaguar
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