I got the belt all the time when I was a kid.

My dad loves the shit out of me.

And those of us who thought maybe it was risky to do that got a lot of grief for saying that.

You draw the line at asking questions? Sincere attempts to establish current clarity and a possible range of future alternatives?

What inferences are you drawing from my post? I'm authentically curious.

And, BTW, I'm not Mr. Donger, dude.

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He might be facing a laundry list of charges.

Obstruction
Conspiracy
Child Endangerment
Aggravated Assault

That DA can't be happy that this whole situation made him look like an incompetent buffoon. He's going to be coming after them ruthlessly now.

Jesus ...

This just got worse and I didn't think that was even remotely possible.

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Oh shit.

fahhh

Crystal could also be facing charges as well

Great. When it rains it pours.

Looks like he may not have been home...

It did occur to me after the audio came out that Tyreek could take out his anger on Crystal. I hope he stays away instead.

Man, this situation is such a fucking nightmare. I wanted so badly to believe that Tyreek had really reformed. Fuck.

Of course. She admitted to obstruction and it sounds like she was conspiring with Hill about it.

The football deity sure doesn't want the state of Missouri to enjoy football at any level.

He gave us Mahomes and then kicked us out of the garden of Eden.

One of the best players in the league is implicated in a pattern of abusive activities toward a three-year-old boy. My heart is broken at the thought of what that child has endured. If Tyreek Hill is allowed to play again, I'm not sure I can keep covering this league.

— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) April 26, 2019

Tyreek please whatever you do just leave. Do not make this worse. Best thing you can do is stay away right now. NFL, Chiefs, DA, CPS are all involved. It’s a shit show