This is priceless...............
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Do you know why I'm referring to him as a cretin in this particular instance?
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practice with plastic vagina's casted from porn stars help's you immensely I bet. :-)
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I hear luv's easy. I'm not sure about the beast f*ck part, however.

You may be setting yourself up for a fall. For your first time time, just try to get it in the aimed-for hole. If you hear the words, "That's NOT it," move up about one half inch.
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it sells and gains interest, because of the nature of the subject
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Actually.....maybe not ANY girl.
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No, I don't. I called him a cretin because of his lack of maturity both mentally and physically. A likely case of hypothyroidism. My degree is in Psychology. What is yours in?
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Which one?
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Serious question: if we CP men were to pull together a few hundred bucks to get you laid by a high-class hooker, would you agree to perform?
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You're one to talk about mental maturity, mister ad hominem. You're pretty worthless around here. All you do, for the most part, is pick fights and act like a huge jackass.
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No.
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And why is that?
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What if the hooker was male?

EDIT: And wearing a Boba Fett Uni.
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I'd like to see the complete list.
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Because I have more self-respect than that. I'm not interested in sexual handouts. I'd rather do the deed on my own merits.
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