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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Priest4Prez 11:21 AM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo:
I don't know Iowa. That chick might just do this to him and change his whole outlook on life.
Gary Finkle!
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Delano 11:35 AM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by chagrin:
Why are dating services and bars your only choices? why not get involved in your community? The Jaycees in many cities have loads of hotties and is a good place to find outlets to meet people.

Don't give up dude, chicks are everywhere
Yeah.. either that or fly to an east European country. Young, hot euro-ginas love old, goofy-lookin d00ds. :-)
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RedandGold 11:40 AM 02-09-2008
Goatse, you might as well go for it.

She looks like a typical nerd chick with self-esteem issues, so she'll probably eat it up if you give her any form of attention.
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Delano 11:44 AM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by RedandGold:
Goatse, you might as well go for it.

She looks like a typical nerd chick with self-esteem issues, so she'll probably eat it up if you give her any form of attention.
Meh. She looks like the type you see at metal concerts who tries to sleep with the band but ends up ****ing the ugly sound guy.
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Hammock Parties 11:49 AM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by RedandGold:
Goatse, you might as well go for it.

She looks like a typical nerd chick with self-esteem issues, so she'll probably eat it up if you give her any form of attention.
She lives in ****ing Michigan.
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ChiefaRoo 12:01 PM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
She lives in ****ing Michigan.
Dude, you live in Houston. Why are you screwing around with some chicks profile from Michigan?
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Hammock Parties 12:05 PM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo:
Dude, you live in Houston. Why are you screwing around with some chicks profile from Michigan?
She was my top match.
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ChiefaRoo 12:06 PM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
She was my top match.
You live in a city of 4M people. find a top match in the Houston Metro.
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RedandGold 12:09 PM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by Delano:
Meh. She looks like the type you see at metal concerts who tries to sleep with the band but ends up ****ing the ugly sound guy.
Nah...looks more like the type that dresses the part in an attempt to fit in with that crowd since she doesn't fit in anywhere else. Heck, she's so withdrawn that she got a friggin' spider tatoo because she is so into Cold.

She probably has no social life, and spends her weekends in her dorm room reading and listening to music instead of going out and actually doing something. Michigan State isn't exactly a small school, so if she's on match.com looking for a date, that says a lot.
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Calcountry 03:11 PM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
I like this one. My top match, too. 84%!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=spidergoddess21














Sorry dude, she didn't mention Star Wars, cross her off your list.
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Calcountry 03:14 PM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
goatse,

There is NO WAY you need to be with a chic with tatoos and piercings first, They'll eat you alive, and I don't mean in the same way a fat girl who thinks your wiener is full of pudding.

You do need to get yourself in the game. Whats the worst that can happen? You end up after a bad date, home alone, spanking yoda at 3am?

You might also need to figure out what your "class" of women is....you know...the ones that actually think you're in their league too.



I think you and Luv need to stop the madness and go wardriving together next time you're in Springfield....maybe on the way to the Mongolian Grill, then off to Cheesecake Factory for desert, and then.....
Besides, you can always come back to Chiefs planet with your stories about the date. This would be better than that TV show elimidate.
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Calcountry 03:15 PM 02-09-2008
Originally Posted by GOATSE:
She lives in ****ing Michigan.
Meet her at Iowanians house.
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blueballs 03:41 PM 02-09-2008
There has got to be a great grandma
that will show you the ropes
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Skip Towne 08:36 PM 02-10-2008
Originally Posted by Phobia:
You're fat, live with your mommy, have no money, are on the internet 18 hours a day, have no experience with women, watch too much porn, dress up like a star wars dork, can't handle your liquor, are pasty white, don't dress well, and have religious baggage.

You don't have room to be selective.
Here it is!!
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Hammock Parties 06:44 PM 04-18-2008
Chatting with hot stuff. She's either a shemale or runs a webcam business.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=sexyvecky


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