Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's McCaffrey to Tampa) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
Don't be a dick.
Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.
I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
The Broncos' pick referenced that you can do well even if you're in trouble with the law. I guess he's already met Von Miller.
Good god. How many criminals do they have? [Reply]
Originally Posted by ping2000:
Wow. Donks lineman is whako.
Wow. I think you're right. He was a truant juvenile delinquent who joined a cult and is now a 25 year-old rookie. We may be looking at a Jim Jones scenario at some point.